A special episode Sponsored by A Artie Ziff

Jack: Marge we have a surprise for you...

At that moment, Artie Ziff's face appears on the screens of the entire set.

Marge: What's going on?

Jack: Mr. Ziff paid well to do a special episode... In a nutshell this will be a "Building a Bimbo Wife" style episode through voting

Marge: What! I did not sign for this

Jack: actually yes dear

he said while in his hand he had a copy of the contract signed by Marge

to break the silence the Artie of the screens began to speak

Artie Ziff: Marge can't stop this anymore.

Jack: And he's right because the only option you have on your first turn is "I'm Artie Ziff's wife."

At that moment, Marge's engagement ring changed to a much more expensive one and Marge's mind began to be bombarded with memories of a wedding and a honeymoon with Artie.

Marge: Wasn't there supposed to be a vote?!

Jack: And there is, but not for you. This turn's vote is to see who will be Homer's New Wife.

Marge: what?! What are you going to do to my Homer?!

Artie Ziff: I'm not a Cruel Man Marge I want Homer I have someone to fill your place

Jack: And the Options for Homer's New Wife Are:

Julia is a beautiful motorcyclist and opera fan who fell in love with Homer

Lurleen Lumpkin- A promising singer that Homer helped and who also fell in love with him

Mindy Simmons- Homer's co-worker with whom there is a mutual sexual attraction

Maude Flanders- Homer's neighbor is not in love with him but with our abilities that is not relevant

(Vote in the comments)