Kara Collins 1st interview

The following includes a section of transcript from an interview 3 days after Lori Allen went missing. Kara and her wife were asked to come down to the station and were put in separate rooms. Present for the interview is Detective Marcia Taylor and Federal Agents Michael Franks and Michelle Hyun.

Collins: What is this all about? And why were we separated?

Franks: Ms. Collins this is just a standard interview about your neighbor, Lori. She's been missing for a couple of days and we want to see if you can help us out at all.

Collins: I've got to take all three of you at once? I mean to be fair the Detective's cute and the rack on your partner! Damn Franks how do you even look at me? They're bigger than your head!

Hyun: (Slams palms down on the table) That's enough Ms. Collins, we know you have a background in law, so we are trying to put the most professional foot forward.

Collins: She's fiesty, and bouncy! How do you run after perps without those giving you a concussion?

Taylor: That's enough Ms. Collins, (a sigh made by Hyun's frustration) we just have some questions and don't want this to turn ugly, we could treat you like a suspect, but we'd prefer to just make it a conversation between the four of us.

Collins: I bet you don't let anything turn ugly, do you Detective Taylor, not with those blue eyes of yours. Sorry all, this is what happens when you call me in after the wife and I have had a few drinks. You're really lucky we answered the door fully clothed because I was just about ready to ride her pretty face.

Franks: That's enough Ms. Collins, we have an actual police matter to discuss, when was the last time you saw Lori Allen?

Collins: The church lady from next door? I don't know. I tend to spend my Sundays in bed not on my knees servicing some big guy in the sky.

Taylor: We know that you AND your wife had some sort of relationship with Ms. Allen and we need some ACTUAL answers before things got out of hand.

Collins: Now that's a good phrase for the "relationship" we had with Mrs. Allen isn't it, out of hand, speaking of my wife do you have her handcuffed somewhere, tied up? At the mercy of your will? Because if so she's got to be sitting in nearly a gallon of her arousal, nothing gets her fired up more than restraint.

Franks: I'm shutting this interview down, Kara, get the fuck out here

End of Transcript