The Joker

The Clown Prince of Crime stepped forward, almost elbow-to-elbow with Lex Luthor. The pasty white face was locked in a rictus grin, the slicked-back green hair came up only the Luthor's shoulder, but the Joker exuded an aura of menace entirely out of proportion with his slim frame. The bloodshot eyes fixed on the screen where they could see Lois Lane sucking her own dick.

"Now that your modified Joker venom and my Red Kryptonite have brought her to this point," Lex Luthor said carefully, "I will complete her mental reprogramming. She will be my mole within the Daily Planet, my spy within Superman's allies...and with the Kryptonian pheromones she exudes, she should have no difficulty seducing the Man of Steel. Once he discovers what she has become, he will be crushed utterly, and..."

"One second," Joker said. "Your plan to defeat Superman involves having him be seduced by a beautiful dickgirl?"

"Yes..." Lex said, not sure where Joker was going with this.

"Do you normally threaten him with a good time?" The Joker's nasal whine irked Lex Luthor. "I mean, what exactly is your plan if Superman turns out to be gay? Or has a kink for that sort of thing? Or is just open to new experiences? Hell, there are people that will claim they're straight all day that will pay good money just to watch her suck her own cock. Do you have any actual data on Superman's sexuality to justify this plan?"

"You..." Lex paused. In truth, he had not considered the fact that Superman might not only be accepting of Lois Lane having grown a cock, but actually excited about it. The bald billionaire's frown deepened as he quickly sought to recalculate his plans. "What would you do with her then, Joker?"

The corners of the Joker's mouth turned up. While he could never stop grinning, the maneuver made the ugly smile look wolfish.

"We'll put a dildo atop the great globe on the Daily Planet building. We can tie her to the flagpole in such a way that she'll be lowered, naked, right onto it. We'll broadcast it over the internet, she'll scream for Superman to save her, and then when he gets close enough...the bomb in the big dildo goes off. Plastic explosives and kryptonite, you can manage that. She'll probably cum the second before she explodes, no more Superman, and we'll make millions off the stream!"

The Joker began to cackle, and clutched at his sides.

"That is obscene," Lex Luthor said gravely. His eyes turned back to where Lois Lane busily slurped the tip of her own dick. She had really established a rhythm. "However, the idea has merit. Just one little change..."