Congratulations! After much experimentation, you have successfully created the world's first time machine. Your motivation is less than noble however, as you intend to use it to satiate your fetishtic yearning.
Your first stop is in the far, far future, when medical science can heal essentially any injury or ailment. On top of it all, it is completely free!
You sign yourself up to develop an enhanced body structure, far more resistant to injury than your modern day counterparts. Not only can your body take much more ****, but entire limbs and organs can naturally regrow given enough time. Rather than use these powers to become a war hero, however, you have far more perverse desires.
What's a man to do with a time machine and regrowable balls?
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