After work

And then I went to work. There's nothing like spending eight hours with hairy dudes in the trades to bring you down after cumming on your aunt's breakfast while your sister watches. That's an old proverb, I think.

I got home before Aunt Olivia as she had texted me that she had a faculty meeting after work on a Friday, adding "at least the library director ordered us pizza. Too bad it won't have my favorite sauce." Sometimes she acted so much like my girlfriend... but no, she was just my doting aunt!

I walked into the condo in my coveralls. Christie was there sprawled out on the couch watching her favorite reality TV show "Teen Mom Cruise Ship" which is about what it sounds like. Aunt Olivia gave her the guest key so she could get into the building without creeping the entrance around like a weirdo.

"Ew are you really an electrician?" she said, looking at me as I came in, wearing a coverall with my name on it and the company logo "Southside Electrical".

"What gave it away?" I asked snarkily. "Hey, we grew up on a farm with cows and chickens. We can't get snooty about people working for a living."

She rolled her eyes. "At least take that disgusting outfit off. You've probably been climbing around a nuclear power plant all day and are all radioactive."

"I wish my job was that cool," I said with a laugh. I undressed in my room, then decided to have some fun. I stripped totally naked and walked out into the common room of the condo.

"What the hell? Pervert!" she said, looking at me over the couch as a pregnant teenager called another teen mom a bitch and a bleep and a bleeping bitch on the TV.

I plopped down naked next to her on the couch. "You told me to take my disgusting outfit off," I said, being obnoxiously literal.

"Oh, so funny I forgot to laugh," she said. "Damn, I've missed you. You're a dope, but you're a good older brother to antagonize. It's boring at the farm with just mom and dad and the cows."

I smiled. She was still wearing some preppy outfit with pre-ripped jeans and a pastel shirt from a fashionable mall store. "I missed you too. How was the campus visit?"

She shrugged. "I dunno, everyone's very hip here. The girls all have short hair and don't shave their armpits."

I laughed. "Tell me about it. Why do you think I'm banging Aunt Olivia?"

She had to laugh at that. "That's too weird. I can't believe she jerked you off over breakfast this morning!"

"Neither could I the first time, but... she does that a lot. What guy would say no?"

My sister shrugged. "And you've had penis-in-vagina sex with her too?"

"Yeah," I said, "I get under when she does squats. She doesn't notice."

My sister cackled. "Oh come on, she's totally just messing with you. You know that right Mark?"

"How do you figure?"

She laughed again. "Okay whatever. I won't ruin your little fantasy world here."

She stood up and started undressing.

"What the hell?" I asked.

"It's creepy if you're naked and I'm not. #metoo."

"Oh sure," I said, not one to object to a woman wanting to take off her clothes, although I was pretty sure that's not what the hashtag meant.

She peeled off her clothes quickly and a little nervously. We'd never been this blatant about being naked around each other, it was usually one of us barging in on the other in the shared bathroom, or running back to our room naked and making sure the other got a brief glimpse.

She folded up her clothes neatly (I think every woman but Aunt Olivia does that) and then sat on the couch with me. My eyes were drawn to her large boobs - double D's, but she was threatening to get a breast reduction due to back pain. Her body was curvy with wide hips to go with those big boobs, and she had a husky feel to her. But again she played soccer and was in good shape, she was just built differently than our fit aunt. I also noticed her shaved pubic region.

"You shaved your twat!" I said.

"Asshole, don't be crude," she said. "I figured, coming to the city... I should look right."

I laughed. "What, were you planning on hooking up with some dude this weekend? I forbid it."

She rolled her eyes.

"Oh so you get to bang our aunt but I can't have sex with a college dude?"

"Nope," I said, "Life's not fair, is it?"

I was mostly joking around, but the idea of her having a one-night-stand did unsettle me. On screen two teenagers were on chaise lounges comparing their baby bulges. What was the world coming to?

"Whatever," she said. "But I get to watch you have sex with Aunt Olivia."

"Okay," I said, focusing my attention on my sister, "I'll figure out some way this weekend. It's pretty easy."

We sat there naked. As curious as I was about her body, she was looking at mine too.

"And..." my sister said, "I want you to get her to eat me out too. it's no fair that only you get to enjoy her obliviousness."

Wow. I hadn't even realized my sister was bi, let alone thought about her and Aunt Olivia together. It was very sexy, but did I really want to et my sister into this debauchery?

"I don't know, Christie," I said, "That's ****. Are you sure you want to do that? And I don't even know if Aunt Olivia is bi."

She just laughed. "Oh now you've got ethical concerns?" she said, "And you're obviously into this."

She pointed to my crotch where I had a raging boner at the thought of my sister and Aunt hooking up. Another proverb: Men should never negotiate naked.

"Besides, you agreed to do whatever I said this weekend," she said, "And this is what I want. Now make it happen or I'll tell everyone your secret!"

Just then the door flew open and in walked Aunt Olivia. Things were about to get very interesting.