If she's guilty, she's going to have to go on The Wall

"I'll say it again for anyone who wasn't paying attention." The lawyer says, somewhat aggresively.

You hope that you aren't turning red.

"If my client is found guilty. She will have to go on The Wall."

The silence is defeaning. Everyone is listening to what he's going to say about The Wall. It's all still so new and crazy and, well, exciting and scandalous.

"My client a virgin, and saving herself until marriage. She has never laid a hand upon another person in her life. Who are you twelve to declare that she should be the victim of countless hands... and manhoods... being laid upon her?! Is that really justice?"

"Yes." The prosecution interjects. "It is. It's what the law says."

"Your honour." The expensive defence lawyer ignores his opposition and turns to the judge. "My client has a special request to ask of you."

"I'm listening." The judge says in a soft voice. She's been very lenient on the defence this entire case. Clearly she feels a lot of sympathy for the young tax evader, and is probably against these new sentencing guidelines.

"My client would like your permission for the 12 jurors, who are all men, I might point out, to be escorted to The Wall themselves, to see what it's like for themselves. Only when they have a full understanding of the punishment awaiting a guilty verdict, can they truly make one. My client will pay for all the expenses, including the twelve... 'entry fees'."

There are twelve sharp intakes of excited breath.

The judge wrinkles her face, and presses two fingers into her forehead. "The guilty verdict should not be based on the severity of the potential punishment." She begins.

You all sigh.

"But..." You all gasp again.
"But that doesn't mean it isn't within my power to grant such permission. And I see no reason why NOT to grant such leave. After all, these twelve gentlement have been stuck in a hotel for 14 days straight. It will do them some good to have a change of scene, and perhaps when they return for day 15, they might not be quite so distracted. Permission granted."

You can't believe this. You're one of the first people alive to be given a FREE ticket to go fuck some criminal's pussy... and it's one of the only times in your life so far when you're NOT single. Just your luck.