When they get home Samantha confronts Jimmy about stealing her panties. "You're going to stretch them out!" she yells. She knows she's being extra hard on Jimmy because she needs to be fucked - by you, not her gay loser husband.
So they break into a fight when she calls him a little faggy for wearing her panties.
Jimmy looks mortified and insists he’s straight.
"But you love getting ass fucked" Samantha says!
"It’s different. It’s not like. I dunno. It’s just fucking. It’s like totally different." Jimmy says. He doesn't know how his life turned into this. "Like I’ve never kissed a man," he says thinking he has an iron clad defense of his straight-ness.
"Oh, you want to kiss John?
"No!" Jimmy insists.
They continue on like this for a while. Samantha calms down by watching bi-sexual porn and then texts you about the fight.
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