Even Lesbians Deserve Dick

William opened the sliding side door of the couple's SUV after parking it in the attached 4 car garage of their mini mansion. Lydia was quivering in her seat, spread-eagle, naked except for a bra hanging from her left shoulder. Her dark-haired wife was curled up between her legs, her head on Lydia's right thigh, her left hand wrist-deep in Lydia's blonde-fringed snatch.

The drunken couple had driven each other to orgasm several times over the course of the commute. Whenever they started to slag off, William called back that they were both still really horny and gave them suggestions about what they wanted to do to each other. He was quite happy to see how unresisting they were to taking direction. Getting them this drunk probably wasn't even necessary, but William didn't regret it.

"We're home, ladies!" he announced.

Lydia's head lolled over to stare at him in bleary-eyed confusion. Valerie looked around like she wasn't sure where the voice had come from, gave up and lay back down on her wife's other thigh.

"Now, now, Valerie," he said, gently lifting her head back up. "I know that's a very nice pillow you've found, but if you sleep like that you'll hurt your neck. I need to get you two in bed."

"Yeah, Va'ree," Lydia said. "He neeza getsus i bed!"

Valerie giggled and seemed to attempt to nod her agreement/understanding. At least she slid her hand out of Lydia's cooch, making her gasp.

Valerie flowed out of the SUV and towards the ground, but William caught her and scooped her up in his arms.

"Hi! I'm Val'rie," she introduced herself.

"You certainly are," he agreed.

"I cernly am!" she said, and lay her heavy head on his shoulder.

"I can't carry both of you, Lydia," he told the blonde. "You'll have to try to walk. You can do that, right?"

"I can do it!" she said. "Tozally do it!"

Lydia obeyed, scrambling out of the vehicle and reeling towards the door, her panties around her left ankle. She rested her face against the door as she fumbled for the knob, then fell into her house once she managed to get it open.

William grinned at the sight of her bare ass as she sprawled there, then urged her to get back up. Again, she complied as best she could.

Bouncing from wall to wall with occasional detours to inspect the carpet, Lydia led them to the bedroom she shared with her wife.

"This loos jush lie my house," Valerie observed from William's arms

"You're very observant, Valerie,"William praised.

Their bedroom was dominated by a king sized bed with a solid maple frame. William was delighted.

"So this is where you two fuck, huh?" he asked.

"Iss where we fux," Lydia agreed. "An sleep."

Valerie made some incoherent noises.

"But you're not going to fall asleep yet, are you ladies?" he said. "You're still too horny!"

"Too horny to sleeps!" Lydia agreed and Valerie giggled agreement.

William lay the brunette on her bed and turned to the blonde.

"I bet you have all sorts of toys for fucking your wife's brains out, don't you Lydia?" he asked.

"You bets yer ass I do!" she bragged.

"Show me!" he ordered.

Lydia pulled open a long drawer in a big armoire to reveal an assortment of vibrators, dildos and lubes. There was even a big black strap on, which William pulled out and admired.

"Wow! I bet you really plow Valerie with this thing, don't you Lydia?" he said. "Totally fuck her brains out!"

Valerie giggled and attempted to grab her crotch but missed as her wife assured William he was right.

"Some people think lesbians can't have a fulfilling sex life, but you two prove them wrong, don't you? You can enjoy any sex act that a straight woman can, right?" he prompted.

"Thas right!" Lydia said proudly.

"If your wife wants a snowball, you'll totally give her a snowball, won't you Lydia?" He said.

"I'll tozally gibher a snowball!" she agreed, then frowned. "Wuzza snowball?"

"A snowball is when you take a mouthful of semen and transfer it to your lover's mouth by kissing her," William explained. "Valerie really, really wants you to give her a snowball, Lydia."

"I rezzy wanza snubble!" Valerie confirmed.

"Buh... Where d'I ges a moufful ub semen?" Lydia asked, dumbfounded.

"You have to suck my dick, Lydia," he explained. "It's the only way to satisfy your wife, sexually. You know a lesbian can suck a dick even better than a straight woman, if it means she can give her wife a snowball, right?"

Lydia stood there, wobbling on her drunken legs and blinking as she thought it through.

"That tozally maes sense!" she finally agreed. "Can I sucks yer dick?"

"Of course you can, Lydia!" he said, pulling off his clothes and hopping into her bed next to her wife. "What are friends for?"

Lydia scrambled into the bed and found her way to William's dick with a bit of guidance.

"Watch Lydia suck my dick, Valerie!" he instructed. "She's doing it for you! You think she's the most beautiful when she has a dick in her mouth!"

"So beauful!" Valerie agreed, eyes wide as her wife went down on William.

Drunk and inexperienced as she was, Lydia wasn't great at it, but William still enjoyed the hell out of it.

"You're so proud of how Lydia sucks dick for you, aren't you Valerie?" he said, stroking her dark hair with one hand and her wife's blonde hair with the other. "You're so proud of her proving that lesbians can suck dick! Let's cheer her on! Lesbians CAN suck dick! Lesbians CAN suck dick! Lesbians CAN suck dick! "

"Leshians CAN sus dick! Leshians CAN subsdish! Lebisaans CAN shush diss! " Valerie cheered.

"Nngh! Nnnnngh! Nnnnngh!" Lydia agreed

William groaned and came.

"Don't swallow, Lydia!" he managed to direct. "Don't spit! Save as much as you can for Valerie!"

"Mmunn!" Lydia said, her eyes wide as he filled her mouth.

"Okay, okay," he said once he stopped coming. "Slip my cock out and hold your lips closed tight so you don't loose any."

He'd practiced this with Morgan and Cassidy on more than one occasion. Lydia held his magical spunk in her mouth.

"Okay, now crawl up to Valerie and kiss her and let the cum slide into her mouth. But Valerie, don't swallow. Taste the mixture of my spunk and your wife's spit. It's your favorite taste in the world! Don't swallow. Swish!"

Lydia did as she was told, delivering the snowball to Valerie, who moaned her appreciation, swishing the fluid in her closed mouth with wide eyes.

"The two of you would do anything for a taste of my spunk, wouldn't you?" he said.

They nodded in complete agreement.

"Valerie, give the snowball back to Lydia," he instructed.

She did so and Lydia gladly accepted and gargled the goo as her wife applauded, then gave it back when instructed. Back and forth and back and forth he directed them to transfer his spooge until it was mostly their own saliva. Then he had them divide it in half and swallow.

"Good girls!"he praised. "You love to swallow my cum so much!"

"So much!" They agreed with big, dopey grins.

"And what's even better is that swallowing my cum enslaves you to me and you both think that's great!"

"So great!" Lydia said.

"The greatesss!" Her wife concurred.

"So the questions now, is, what am I going to do with you now that I have you, body and soul? " he said.