Irina's Flashback

You are now Irina, ten years ago.

"Mark my words, one day women will run this hospital. Women will do everything. Even run for president." the CEO of the hospital said.

"And maybe they'll even hold important positions of power." you say, fantasizing about a world of women warlords and oil tycoons.

"Maybe if you're a bolshevik. Those crazy Russians'll do anything. Did you hear that just last week that crazy man Lenin declared self-determination for the Ukraine?" The CEO said, smoking a cigar. He started laughing and blowing smoke in your face. He threw his fedora at his female secretary, which was the term for the woman he was currently sleeping with. She caught it. "

"Thanks doll, now go be good and cook dinner for me, and do my laundry. Or else I'll beat the tar out of ya."

"Gee whiz, Mr. CEO, that'd be lovely." she said, waving a paper fan labelled VOTE BERNIE SANDERS. You roll your eyes and start listening to Creed. You look at your patient's chart.

"So you have testiculus crepitus?" you say.

The patient nodded. He was a funny looking man with a long brown beard. Long and thin, just like his own body.

To your surprise he whipped out his cock.

"Well, let me get right on that" you say, stroking his cock and listening to the radio.

"-am announcing today my candidacy for the Presidency of the United States. The Presidency is the most powerful office in the Free World. Through its leadership can come a more vital life for our people. In it are centered the hopes of the globe around us for freedom and a more secure life. For it is in the Executive Branch"

"Are you going to cum?" You ask. You've been jerking him off for several minutes now.

"Maybe if I had a hot Latina to fuck in the ass. That's the only way I can cum, is by engaging in sex acts with a Latina, or being exposed to Latina asses."

You roll your eyes. Patients are always trying to find the hottest nurse to fuck. You'd been warned about this in medical school.

"Well you're stuck with me. You'll never get to go to a facility where you get to fuck hot latinas in their beautiful asses" you say, bending over to suck his cock.

You hear a tone on the monitor. The man is dead.