Time-travelling she-fucking-ans

-Welcome-a robotic voice said- I am TAIVA, your guide in this new adventure you have chosen-.

A virtual hologram woman appeared, and behind her, an uncountable amount of screens.

-You have a big amount of eras and periods to choose from, from the Prehistoric cavewomen- big muscular amazons clashing with their cocks were shown- to the great empires of old-in the streets of Rome, a wide city orgy was being carried, involving from the simplets plebeian to the senators-, the knight poems-a sexy figure wrapped in stripperific armor battled a giant lizard in a castle- or maybe the technological advancements eras-women in stuffy dresses were teasing gentleladies with their ginormous butts-or the feared 2000, where, although it became a great era, was filled with problems, but with some of the hottest actors and actresses-the cast of the famed Assvengers was present in the Oscara Hall, receiving the prizes-Or maybe you will be brave enough to explore some of the unknown eras between the 2100-3000, doesn’t that sound exciting?-.

-Now, I must warn you, if you travel to the past, you are in danger of being killed, enslaved, kidnapped by aliens, well, that still happens, but it’s usually in roleplaying games. You will most probably be caught in conflicts, be subjected to ridiculous stereotypes, and will have to be smart, cunning, deadly, and the most important of all, sexy-.

-Do you agree with this terms and conditions?-¡!!!!!-

-Excelent, then you just have to choose what ancestry you wish to have and the machine will send you to the period of your choosing. Bon voyage!-.