If you can't beat them...

You've seen plenty of zombie movies before, and if there's one thing they've taught you it's that the zombie apocalypse would be horrible. Constant betrayals and grime and killing and cold showers. And at the end of the day, everyone dies anyway. No - normally, you would be afraid of the pain, but rather than hurting, it looks like becoming a zombie would actually be immensely pleasurable. Thinking is overrated, too.

You approach a zombie and begin nervously stripping for her.