The Mary-Sue of Maryland: Hot Local Singles in Your Area?

“But broooo…” Lily whined from their front driveway, feeling positively kicked out of her brother’s car. “What do I do about my boner until you come back?”

”I don’t know.” Cameron gripped the steering wheel staring forward with his steely gaze, keeping his meditative thoughts off of his sister best he could to keep his sanity. “Try Porn-Hub. It’s what I do…” He shuddered at his sister’s stamina, erect cock still bobbing beneath her white shirt. “…A-And bring a bucket to clean up.”

He pushed down on the gas, speeding his silver Camry away from his sister, who clearly was not pleased with his answer. His excuse to get his ass to the library for research was weak honestly, but he didn’t care. Despite his desire to be a ‘nice’ brother, her proximity to her was doing something to him, something profound.

His eyes watered upon her graceful form, driving his brain mad with its abundant femininity, but paradoxically very masculine part. Her voice was changing as well, her sweet heavenly tone of 120% innocence was still there like when she was little, but the next moment her words would dip into something breathy, heavy and dripping in sexuality like lingerie before shifting over into charismatic and energized the next second. Her tongue was becoming like a swiss army knife of utility as the moment it hit his ears, he felt his mood change from adoring, aroused, energized then back to adoring in a second.

And the less he talked about her natural musk, the better, the girl like a walking bomb of mind-scrambling odours, one moment sweet, the next, raw sexuality which burned the nostrils.

What if you kissed her on those sweet and plump lips?

The images were refusing to leave his head, no matter how fast he drove his car, his imagination chased. Even when she wasn’t beside him, he still had these angsty thoughts dance around his skull, little ideas of touching her bare thigh, smelling her hair, licking her shoulder, patting her big bum.

Give her a handy while driving, grip that glorious cum cannon with a steel grip and watch it blow. Lick your hand and keep going, she can cum and cum and cum and cum and-

*Honk*

He almost rear-ended the guy in front of him, screeching his brakes at the last minute, probably almost breaking his neck, but it hardly phased him. Feeling like he was losing his mind, he focused his hardest on the road as possible but he just couldn’t. Every light reminded him of his sister’s shiny smiling, each passing blonde her hair, and he saw about a dozen hoses being used, which was just karmatically cruel.

Realizing that he couldn’t get sex off the mind, he tried an alternative approach. He thought back to another girl he worshipped back in high school, Mary Campbell. There was that summer by the river where he conveniently was reading a book where the popular k1ds also were taking a dip. Every guy in school knew Mary like the back of his jerking palm, her natural beauty and sexual confidence making her quite the popular fantasy. Cameron obviously thought he never had a chance with the sandy blonde, but stared at her from a far all the same, watching her smile bright in her red striped bikini, tanned skin glistening wet.

But she was barely a full C-cup! She can’t even compare to Lily’s full and succulent breasts. You can hide a watermelon in those.

Yet, on that day, she actually came over to say hi, sitting down beside him and proving Cameron wrong by actually knowing his name and showing him nothing but kindness. They laughed and shared some ideas about school before she went back to her friends. He thought he was in love that day, a love which was a fantasy, but one which he wanted deeply nevertheless.

Then she stood up and you stared at her ass. A tiny ass. A boy’s ass, tight but flat. Lily’s butt is the ideal fantasy, the perfect panties swallowers, the mind-numbing lap warmer. If you could teach her to twerk, your mind-

Cameron thought hard back on those fantasies, the friendly, romantic and even the masturbatory ones. How they’d hold hands, laugh at each others jokes, the walks in the park, the love making by the fireplace. What powerful desires on what never was. However, most of the time he would just picture her back in that itty-bitty striped bikini before going to bed, imagining snapping those bottoms off.

T&A is one thing, but the Biggest thing she’s missing is a nice bulge in those bikini bottoms. Pussy is nothing compared to a nice big, hard dick to suckle on. You could bring Lily to that same river, get some suntan lotion and rub that cream all over that huge cock. Maybe even Mary will be there, and she can see how insignificant she is now compared to your big, busty, well-hung sis-

“Argh enough about dicks!” Cameron growled with his fists raised, knocking him from his erotic trance.

But he wasn’t even in his car anymore. He had been on such autopilot that he was already inside the large local library, standing in front of the reception, a couple of eyes on his blushing face.

“Uh…” The cute raven haired girl behind the desk with big black thick-rimmed glasses looked up, thin eyebrows furrowing. “You want a book about dicks?”

“N-No.” He rubbed his cheeks, feeling he should visit the funny farm after the library. “I-I want some medical books, particularly on human anatomy?” He blushed further, knowing now that he would look like a pervert unless, “I-I’m studying for a medical test… to be a doctor… to do doctor things…”

“Suuure…” A little smirk came on her bright cherry lips, giving a look back at her computer. “I’ll type some suggestions for you.” Her fingers went to typing furiously, but she had the skill to look up at him while typing. “Say, do I know you from somewhere?”

Cameron racked his brain a bit. She was cute so probably not, though there was something a bit familiar with her silly smile. “Um I don’t think so…”

”Oh yeah!” She snapped her fingers, smirk growing. “Cameron Vinogradov, from high school! You used to come into the library quite regularly!” She leaned back, letting her gaudy red Spider-man shirt into full view. “It’s Nelda Hawkins! We’d talk sometimes when you were checking out books?”

Memories came rushing back, remembering Nelda quite well from school. She was probably a bigger dork than him in those days, a nerd without fashion sense, always wearing big glasses and outfits which looked like her gym gear, even wearing shorts in the dead of winter. She had been a mousy girl, spending most her time in school helping the librarian, but it looked like puberty had hit on leaving high school, looking more womanly than he could remember, mastering subtle make-up, and the outline of two large breasts unmistakable. Her fashion hadn’t changed, her outfit today being a horrendous combination of a red t-shirt with yellow short-shorts, but he supposed that was just hipster fashion now, so she got away with it.

“Oh hey…” Suddenly he felt especially stupid for his introduction. “How’re you doing, Nelda?”

“Living it big as you can see.” She smirked as she put an elbow on her chin. “I left school, took this job while I worked on writing a book, but I haven’t written a page in two years.” She closed a dusty old tome on her desk and shrugged. “What about you? Where have you been for the last two years?”

In the inescapable shadow of my superior-in-all-ways sister whose body seems determined to drive me insane with her body and huge co-

“Oh you know,” he smiled, “here and there. Honestly I haven’t been doing anything too exciting.”

”Well, I’d say becoming a doctor is pretty cool.” She hit enter on her keyboard, before leaning in closer. “Unless that was just you nervously said to cover your little fetish?”

She knows!

“What?”

”You know, looking at dead bodies?” She gave a giggle and a snort. “Don’t worry, I do the same thing when I’m bored. Dead bodies are cool, right? Especially the weird ways they die!”

”R-Right..” He nodded before refirming his spine and shaking his head. “A-Actually, I’m doing some research on puberty. My sister’s body is… Um, changing so I wanted to do some research to find out more about it and see if I can do anything to help.”

“Awww.” She tilted her head and pouted. “That’s adorable! What a nice brother!” She stood up. “Can I help?”

He looked around the desk. “Um sure, but don’t you have to watch the reception or something?”

”Pfft.” She scoffed as she bounded over the desk in a single bound. “You kidding? People only use the library for the free wifi, and even then, they’re just on social media looking at girls’ butts.” She pointed over to the far section. “As long as I can see the reception we’ll be fine.” She took his shaking hand and yanked. “Look alive Cam, we’ve got some vaginas to look at!”

Time passed quickly doing research with Nelda. She was such a fascinatingly weird person, and such energy was exactly he needed to get his mind off of his situation. Slowly, he felt comfortable enough to explain a lot (but certainly not all) the conditions around his sister, and Nelda simply nodded and helped, almost too accepting of this knowledge. They didn’t find anything about spontaneous penis growth in females in the medical journals, and once he explained what happened in the gym, she pointed them towards history and mythology, looking at perhaps other women which would have such features.

Suddenly she looked up at the clock and shook her head. “Well, my shift is over.” She closed a dusty tomb of Norse mythology. “And I promised my friend I’d go dumpster diving tonight with her. Apparently the muffins this one place throws out are to die for.” She stood up and stretched.

“Oh…” He nodded, disappointed that he was losing his new study buddy and the one he trusted with this information. “Um.. Okay.”

“But hey, I had fun.” She bent over and bopped him on the nose. “I’d love to study weird shit with you again, if you’d like this be a regular thing.”

“Uh sure!” He sparked up, only now realizing that three hours had passed since they’d started studying, his mind tired but somehow refreshed after getting some time away from his occupying thoughts.

She ripped out a page of a probably priceless book without shame and scribbled out a number. “This is my pager if you want to reach me. I find cellphones oppressing, so don’t think of texting me. Anyways, message me if you wanna hang out or something, and good luck with your Mary-Sue problem.”

”Mary Sue?”

“Oh you know, when a lady in a story can do everything because the author doesn’t know how to write women? Maybe you should look that up too!” She started walking before turning around. “Seriously call me though. Sometimes I get so bored at three in the morning I want to sleep!” She gave a final wink before kicking the door open and shouting. “I’m free!”

“Huh…” Cameron shook his head while looking at his number. That girl was weird with a capital ‘W’, but it was kind of what he needed to keep his head sane throughout this. He’d definitely call her, or whatever somebody does with a pager, but considering how late in the afternoon it was, he felt it was time to head home and ensure that his sister hadn’t picked up a book and become a genius or grown an extra pair of arms to open a jar of peanut butter. It was just nice to joke about this now with a calmer demeanour.

“Holy shit dude. Do you think its real?” Cameron heard over his shoulder from some teens probably around Lily’s age.

“Those tits are definitely fake man. They’re way too big and, like, stiff under that tiny shirt.”

”I’m not talking about her tits, man, I’m talking about her dick!”

Cameron felt an intense bit of vertigo, rushing over to the two boys huddled over a computer screen. He tried to subtly glance at their screen, but they were leaning in real close, so he dared to speak up. “Um, c-can I see?”

”Oh good, we can get another opinion.” The chubby boy on the left said, forehead ripe with grease.

“Dude, so tell us.” His lanky ginger friend leaned back. “This girl, does she have an actual dick or not?”

”I’m telling you that would be, like, the greatest photoshop pic ever if it wasn’t real.”

“Yeah but how does a hot chick have a dick? Plus if it was real, why would it be allowed on Instagram?”

”Damn it…” Cameron gripped the side of his face and gave a grunt. It was exactly what he feared. His sister was giving a seductive selfie in her bedroom mirror, dick comfortably tucked between her breasts as her thick shaft pointed straight up her torso. He squinted closer and groaned, seeing that she was using his underwear to emphasize her oversized balls, heavy nuts just barely contained by the tight briefs. He looked over to the comment with dread.

-So, does anyone know any good underwear 4 a girl with a lot down there? My bro’s don’t fit me! :D

74K likes

“Damn, got to be embarrassing for the brothers, huh?” There was a snicker from the fat one, but Cameron had already left the screen to make things right. Not before he headed over to the outlet and unplugged all the computers of course, his detour only making him feel a bit better.

He scampered out of the library with a couple mythology books under his arms, not even properly checking them out in his rush. He started his car and whirled out of the parking lot, speeding on the road for whole different reasons this time.

Taking a couple of deep breathes, he told himself again and again on what he would do. Just a simple request that he doesn’t think that she should be advertising her abnormal crotch-growth like that. He’ll just calmly ask her to take it quickly down, maybe even offer to take another one. Just a friendly suggestion from a brother.

She’s showing the world that awesome dick. Now every guy in town is going to know about her bulge below and asking for some. Imagine every night a new guy in her bedroom, sucking and pumping that dick that you want to taste and lick and worshi-

Just a simple call for her to calm things down, making her realize the importance of posting more restrained selfies online. He could really be a good mentor on this, telling her the safest way to enjoy the internet, and maybe showing her how to use a camera and photoshop.

Yeah, you can take her photo, right before she starts ramming her cock in a harem of boys lined around the block. You could have been the first, but now your just going to be desperately regretting you didn’t suck when-

The pedal was firmly on the metal, passing cars like a maniac on a Nascar track as his thoughts grew heavier and heavier. He was starting to think that he shouldn’t drive in such a state, but then he saw his neighbourhood and felt determined as ever to charge inside. His littler Camry screeched and left hot tar in its wake.

He bounded up the front steps and practically jumped through the front door to rush up the stairs. He turned the corner past the washroom and took a deep breath. If he came into her bedroom, he would have to be calm and collected, lest he make her suspicious. He adjusted his shirt, wiped some sweat off his brow and gave a knock on her closed door. “Uh sis?”

There was a flurry of sheets, giggles and shushes from the other side, Cameron wasn’t a hundred percent sure of what was occurring on the other side, but he boiled at the revelation that she wasn’t alone. Who could already be in there? Who would dare to sneak in on his little sister to play in the sheets? How could she have already found a dude in only three hours she’d left?

Who was the lucky son of a bitch taking her hot dick?

Taking a firm grip of the door knob, he was thankful for the lack of the lock on the door and he swung it open. “What’s going on in here?!”

”BRO!” Lily barked loud enough to immediately make him fall to his knees, shaking in a little bit of fear. “Why’d you come in like that? I-I’m busy!” Lily was under her blue bedsheets, hand and sheet over her nude chest, thick nipples poking through. Her long blonde hair was a bit messy, face a bit blushed, a poking indent in the sheets which proved her continuous arousal. Beside her, there was a giant lump under the sheets, moving and shifting without subtlety. There continued to be some giggling from the two, and Cameron stood back up.

”Who’s that?!” Cameron’s finger pointed out the obvious figure under the sheets. “I-I mean did you invite someone over while mom and dad were out?”

Lily sighed, blowing some blonde hair from over her eyes and looked over to the lump under her sheets. “The jig is up, Alex, come up…”

Cameron felt his fists tense, wanting to punch this dude right in the noggin the minute his head popped up from the sheets. The lump rose up and he noted on the flowing chestnut hair, fit tanned body, beautiful white smile, plump pink lips, gorgeous made-up eyes, full DD-breasts. His furious steam became confusion, as not only as ‘Alex’ an incredibly sexual girl, she was a face that again gave him some serious déjù vu, but she was way too smoking for him to know her personally.

“Cameron, this is Alex.” Lily put her hand onto of her shorter, but certainly older, woman. “W-We met online.” She pressed her sleek tanned body into hers, the teen girl dwarfing this young woman in every way, almost unnaturally so considering how smoking Alex would be in compared to any other female but Lily.

“What?” Cameron rubbed his tired eyes, a little run-down from doing all the reading in the library, but the two busty gals were still there after he opened his eyes again. “How could you even do that?”

”Okay so,” Lily took a deep breath and counted on her fingers. “I went on Porn-Hub like you suggested, but, like, there was just a lot of… Ugh no… But it said horny girls were in my area, so I thought that maybe they were like me, or something.”

Cameron snapped his fingers, a massive eureka relieving a stress from his brain. This girl was a popular live cam-girl he always saw at the bottom of videos, the one which had that stunning face and crazy hot boobs. He tilted his head. “Wait, you live in Maryland?”

“Baltimore.” Alex gave a weak smile, cover her face a little bit with her manicured hand.

“Anyways, we got to chatting a bit, and she wanted me to prove who I said I was so-”

”Yeah.” Alex said with a giggle and a blush. “I couldn’t believe what she was saying, so I asked for her to give me a picture. She gave me a video instead and I almost lost it. I thought it was some prank or something, her sitting down in the seat with huge tits and a dick which looked like an arm sticking out of her crotch. Now I’ve seen a lot of people jerking their dicks in my time, it comes with the territory, you know? But man, your sister’s dick was just amazing! So big, smooth, hard, powerful, virile! I must have seen her fire off three or four loads before I decided to get an Uber over here and see what the big deal was.”

“And she’s super helpful bro!” Lily giggled with her new friend. “She knows lots about sex, and she’s trying real hard to get rid of my boner!”

“Ew.” Cameron feigned disgust as he shook his head. “But you shouldn’t be just hooking up with random people you met online!” He looked at this incredibly hot babe absolutely smitten with his sister, her head leaning on her shoulder as her hand danced below the sheet, doing who knows what. “E-Even if she is an incredibly hot sexual woman who offers to come to you.”

Don’t imagine them doing it. Don’t imagine them doing it.

Alex bent over on her hands and knees, taking it doggy style as Lily proves her superior womanhood by grabbing her nice hair and-

…Damn it

”Oh come on, bro!” Lily cooed, her hand cupping beneath Alex’s miniscule by comparison but still wonderfully full tits. “You know, I bet Alex has a bunch of cute looking girlfriends she could introduce you to. We really both could benefit from this!”

”Definitely, Cameron!” Alex grunted, the sound of slick pumping refilling the room. “I’d love to help Lily’s little brother get laid if I could continue to play with this wondrous thing.” She inhaled deep. “Something about that musk drives me crazy! I just want to live on this dick!”

“Yeah, and don’t worry, Cammy. You’ll still be the number one man in my life. Nothing’s going to change that!” Lily bit her lower lip, definitely feeling the hand playing with her shaft down below.

“I-Uh…” His mind was fighting against himself in order to find the words. On the one hand, it was probably good that his sister was a lesbian like this, no worries about guys sneaking into her window when she had a girl that hot on call. On the other hand, they were treating him like a tiny boy rather than the older brother, a mere pet rather than a man. On the other foot though, there was the offer of hot friends. On the other finger, maybe he didn’t want to share his sister with others, was she ready for a relationship? Then on the other tit, wasn’t not having her around what-

*Ding-Dong*

He’d never been so pleased to hear the front door in his life. Cameron turned around, “Sorry ladies, but I need to get that!” He rushed back the way he ran in, bounding down the stairs, not caring in the least who actually was there at his home if it meant he could procrastinate another moment.

Swinging the door open though, he was rather surprised to see who was standing there.