Froggy Mariah

Mariah yawned and rubbed her eyes.

"How are you feeling, Mariah?" John asked. He clapped once.

Mariah squatted down. She then began to hop around.

"I feel fine, but...what am I doing?" she asked. The audience laughed.

John said nothing, but clapped again. Mariah made a deep gurgling noise before...

"Rriiibbbitt!" she cried. "That's not...rrribbbiitt!"

John clapped one final time, and Mariah's eyes lost all intelligence, doing a reverse eye cross, and hopping around occasionally flicking her tongue in and out.

"Rrrriiibbbiiittt!" she croaked. "Rrrriiibbbiittt!"

"The legendary singer, Mariah Carey, everyone!" John said.

The audience erupted into laughter and applause as John called up his next victim...