Eh, skip the reading material.

"Eh fuck it. How many rules can a nudist colony have besides "you must be nude," anyway?" you rationalize your decison, and head towards the door, opening it enough that you can stick your head out and look around before your grand entrance into nudist living. You look one way and then the other, not seeing anyone at all, to your delight, but also to your slight disappointment. You think about how you want to see Heidi again and wish she was there to ogle and take your mind off your own self consciousness.

Thinking about Heidi creates a physical response that you had, somehow, forgot all about in the fantasy scenarios you have been running through your mind; you get a rock hard boner. You normally would hide it by adjusting yourself just right in your pants, or even sometimes sticking it out the top of your pants, allowing the waistline of your pants to hold it in place. But of course it dawns on you that you have no way to hide it when you're completely naked. "Fuck!" you scream internally as you start to think about this gift actually being a curse.

"Stop. Think. What DO I have at my disposal?" You try to think it through, knowing that walking around with a boner is surely one of those forbidden rules you opted out of reading. "If I'm around a couch, i can try to use couch cushions..." your thought turns sour however, "... but that is not really sanitary when you take clothing out of the equation. Fuck! That probably rules out just about everything, honestly."

Panic begins to set in as you start to realize that you won't be able to hide your erections, and will most likely be kicked out of this home too before you know it. You step back into your room and shut the door, trying not to let full on panic set in. Your sharp, erratic movements cause your towel to slide off your shoulder and on to the ground. You reach down to pick it up and start to fling it back over your shoulder when you feel inspiration strike you. "The towel! That's it, of course!" Instead of flinging it over your shoulder, you wrap it around your waste and tie it in a smal knot at your side to keep it from falling off.

"Perfect!" You think, basking in your own genius of figuring a way out of your situation. "Well it's not really perfect, but it will certainly do. Oh! And i can use it as a buffer to block it with other things... like couch cushions! Yes!" You pump your first in victory and go to open the door again. This time you open it entirely and stroll out confidently. You look down the hall both ways, but you still can't see anyone. You're not sure which way you should go, so you opt with heading back the direction you came from. You pass a few rooms with the doors closed and you decide to keep walking, assuming they must be bedrooms or something. The last thing you need is to be accused of snooping in some girls bedroom your first day here.

After you pass a few closed doors, you finally come to an open one. As you approach, you notice it's bright in the room because of the light spilling into the already fairly well-lit hallway. The carpeted hallway gives way to black and white tile as you cross the threshold into the kitchen. You immediately notice a man standing behind the center island, slightly hunched over and apparently reading something important on the counter. He doesn't seem to notice you immediately and so you walk in a few more steps, preparing to introduce yourself to whom you believe to be your uncle. You can't fully tell because you can't see his face very well, but he does kind of look like the picture your mom had shown you, well with less clothes on and a little older of course.

You're about to say something when you hear him speak plainly as if to someone nearby, but ultimately not towards you as he still hasn't noticed you from what you can tell. "Oh, that's good. I like that." He reaches down to turn the pages sitting in front of him. After turning the page and situating the papers some more, he reaches down below the counter and does something with his hand causing his arm to move around back and forth. You start to feel awkward as it's starting to seem like he may be jacking off or something, so you decide to clear your throat and let him know you're present.

He looks up and has a look of surprise on his face. But it isn't BAD surprise like he'd just been caught jerking it; instead it is good surprise like he has just been thrown a surprise birthday party. "Hey! You're here! I didn't know you'd arrived already, that's awesome! Get over here and let me have a look at you. Gosh I haven't seen you in ages, since you were probably only about knee high or so."

Your uncle has straightened up and started moving around the edge of the counter to head in your direction. As he rounds the corner, 2 things happen: First, you notice your uncle does in fact have a rock hard erection, and his dick is huge, flapping like a mini baseball bat back and forth as he walks over towards you. However, despite this leading you to think that he was in fact playing with himself when you walked in initially, the second thing that happens changes your theory completely.

As your uncle rounds the counter and heads towards you, a woman stands up from behind the counter. She appears just as excited as your uncle when she says, "Oh my God, it is you! You're here, yay!" She reaches down and picks a hand towel up off the counter and dabs at her mouth as if to clean something off her lips.

Before you know it your uncle is upon you and he pulls you in close to him with your side next to his side, like a side hug. "Come here and give me a hug, man. We hug like this to keep it from being awkward, hahaha." He laughs as he squeezes you tighter.

The woman has placed the towel down and is now on her way over to the two of you as well. Confused and surprised by this whole situation, you don't notice how hot the woman is until she is almost upon you. Her breasts are large, but not oversized for her frame. She is tan, but has no tanlines that you can tell from your initial once over. She is lean with a taut stomach and is a little shorter than you, but not by a whole lot. She looks a little older, but her age shows well, like maturity and not just old-age. Her hair, a mix of platinum and dirty blonde, is pulled back in a loose pony that twirls around in the back to form a bun rather than hang down like a tail.

"Make room for me, Dick. I need to give him a proper welcome hug as well, ya know." She says this as she walks right up to you and reaches up to put both arms around your neck. You are in shock and can't move or speak. Your uncle's arm slides down from your shoulder onto your back where it pats you a few times as the woman presses her naked body up against your almost naked body. Her breasts feel warm pressed up against your bare chest and her skin is smooth and almost baby-like. Her head turns to the side, laying on your shoulder and putting her hair right in your face. You get a whiff of her scent and it's almost intoxicatingly sweet and sensual.

Your boner seems to have returned because you can feel it pressing firmly into her stomach as she presses herself up against you. "Shit!" you think to yourself as you start to panic. You try to think of something else to try and make it go away, but you find it nearly impossible to think of anything else at the moment. Your mind races, frantic for a path to escape that doesn't involve getting kicked out already.

You're just about to push her away in shame when you hear her say, "Oh! It seems he's just as excited as you are, Dick. I wonder if it's because he is happy to meet us, or maybe for some other reason....." She pulls away from you slightly, but remains close. Her right hand comes down from around your neck and stops on your chest, lightly touching your skin and causing chills to run up and down your body. She takes her hand on your chest and starts walking it down your chest, using her fingers like legs, trailing ever downward.

"Now Eve, you know I must have told you a thousand times or more, that any guy that DOESN'T react like that to seeing you naked has gotta be gay. There's just no other possible explanation," Rich takes a step back and seems to beam with pride at this statement. As he finishes his statement, her fingers reach the top of your towel and start to wriggle their way down underneathe it.

This snaps you back to consciousness and you recoil back, dropping both arms downward to cover your genitals and hide your shame instinctively. "S-s-sorry, I'm. Don't know.... sorry..." You stammer out a string of incoherent apologies and indiscernible words as you return momentarily to a state of shock.

Dick and Eve both look at you bewilderingly, apparently confused by your perfectly normal reaction to everything. "What's wrong? Why are you sorry?" Dick asks you.

Eve chimes in as well. "Did we, or," Eve gasps as if a sudden realization has shocked her core, "did I do something wrong?" Eve appears to be genuine in her confusion and concern. She takes a step back, winces as if in pain over the pain she may have caused, and puts her hands up to cover her mouth as if she is trying to jam the words back in. She turns and thrusts herself into Dick's open arms for consolation.

"There, there. I'm sure there has just been a misunderstanding or something." Dick rubs her back as you hear a few sniffles come from Eve's buried face. Dick looks over at you, still holding Eve in his arms, and asks, "Is everything ok? Eve didn't mean to make you feel uncomfortable, really. Consent is very important to us. Honestly, possibly even more so than most people because we typically over compensate a bit just to be safe." Eve continues to sniffle as Dick continues consoling her.

You are so confused right now. "What? No. What? Consent? For what? No. Oh my God." You prattle on as you try to make sense of everything. "I just thought, that, you know, boners were a no-no for nudists and shit. You know, so I was worried that, I don't know, that like you'd be mad at me or something. I don't know...."

Your nervous chatter starts to trail off into more confusion as Eve and Rich both bust up laughing. After a few moments of laughter, Eve notices the clock on the wall behind you and immediately sobers up her attitude. "Fuck, Dick! You gotta go or you're gonna be late for work!" Eve glances downward at Dick's still rock-hard cock. "Oh babe, I'm so sorry you didn't get a chance to finish. Raincheck? I know it's several hours away, but it's the best I can do. You have to go or you'll be late!"

"Ah shit. Ya you're right. I gotta go! And it's ok babe, I get it, things happen. We can definitely raincheck if you'd like, but I'll probably just use one of the girls at work once I get there, or I probably won't be able to get any work done cause I'll be distracted all day. You know how I get...."

"Ok babe. Sorry again, but enjoy yourself! See you after work. Love you."

"Love you too babe." Eve and Dick kiss each other goodbye and Dick grabs the papers that were on the counter. He turns towards you and says, "Nice to meet you buddy. Sorry I gotta run, but duty calls. You get it, right?" You nod slowly in acknowledgement, still a little freaked out by what is going on. "Awesome possum. Ok then, I'll catch up more with you later. In the meantime, you have fun with Eve, she's a riot. She'll know how to take care of you and get you all comfortable and settled in." He walks back by you and Eve and kisses her on the cheek as he does. "Take real good care of him, Baby. He's the only family I've seen in years, after all." Dick's face gleams with happiness as he says this and walks out the door, leaving the 2 of you alone in the kitchen.

With Dick gone, Eve turns her attention back towards you. You are still standing comicly still with your arms crossed covering your genitals and a look of pure confusion is plastered across your face. Eve chuckles a little at you and smiles softly. "Are you hungry? Want some breakfast?" she asks nonchalantly.

Version 1.1 - Slight detail changes to Eve's physical description.