Route to Sanity

The False Harlequin #4

Route to Sanity

“So we can assume that your… physical enhancements,” the woman right now using Harleen’s lap like a chair was writing on her notepad, making sure to get everything documented.

“If that’s how you want to put me having extra bits, that I’m pretty sure I didn’t have a couple of days ago… unless the Joker decided to give me a little extra gift.”

“If he did then his obsession with Batman takes a new route, but returning to our observations, not only do you get an amazing tool to help women in need of some relaxation.”

“I wouldn’t describe it like that, but it is better to use more medical terms, because otherwise everybody will think it is smut instead of a… ‘medical check’.”

“Yes indeed, but you also have enhanced stamina and physical strength, and while I truly enjoyed our ‘test’ of your abilities, you also are capable of giving healing capabilities to others,” the doctor kept on making notes, explaining the strange circumstances of their… well, mating is probably the only way to explain what had just happened between the two.

While it did sound like a very traditional meeting between a doctor and her patient, the way in which she was leaning backwards, looking very comfortable with her head on Harleen’s crook, truly showed how unprofessional the two of them had shown themselves in the last hour.

“That would explain what happened to Renata, which I’m grateful because I’m sure she would have died without it,” Harleen knew that things were very weird at the moment, but she was possessing the body of a criminal out of DC comics, things were already weird no matter what.

“Indeed, without it I’m afraid it would have been basically impossible for me to even walk, what with the way you jackhammered my insides, and even then I know I will feel bruises for at least a day, not that I mind; also, while I don’t think you are able to grant physical abilities like yours, you’ve helped me with my chronic back problem,” at those words Harleen looked downwards, at the chest that the good Doctor had done nothing to hide from her “Oh yes indeed, while I am rather proud of the size of my breasts, their weight have done some damage to my back, but now it seems I have back muscles strong enough to carry them with no problems, but they also seem a little bit more perky.”

“I’m still amazed how well you are taking this whole thing.”

“Maybe I will panic and scream once the shock diminishes… or maybe not; maybe your abilities did something beyond the physical, maybe it did affect me mentally in some form, maybe it increased my loyalty to you while making sure I find our current situation as normal as possible,” standing up after finishing her monologue, she then started to put her clothes in place while combing her dark hair with her fingers, it wasn’t that long, only reaching to her ears which made it easier to fix “at least it will be a good project as I scrap my last one; trying to use your new found powers to either exploit them for money or try to replicate them and give myself super powers, what was I thinking?”

“Eh, I think people using their useful inventions to commit crimes and get rich quickly, instead of patenting them and becoming rich in the long term is pretty normal, which isn't that nice now that I think about it.”

“Ah well, the curse of our world I suppose, still, while it may seem like some kind of mind control, it does seem to be somewhat bening, even giving some extra gifts to those around you, anyways, it will be better to do more research on our situation before doing anything else about it, so for now I’ll be spearheading your release from Arkham Asylum,” the smile on the woman’s face now was more… sincere than before, she seemed even relaxed, no question of why.

“Are you sure that’s okay Doctor Lin?”

“Call me Sandra, after punching my womb like that and making me lose consciousness due to the orgasms you gave me? I think we are past that my dear Harleen, but yes, even before all of this happened I noticed the complete change you’ve made since your last encounter with Batman.”

“Yea, I think that the pyramid did something to me, maybe it scrambled my brain… or made it impossible to keep lying to myself,” well, is not as if she could tell the doctor that she was pretty sure she was from another universe where everyone was a comic… who knows? Maybe SHE was Harleen Quinzel and this was just another effect of that weird pyramid.

“Indeed, plus the fact that the first thing you did after that is help Batman defeat those mobsters, rescue a woman that was being mugged, save her life and then let yourself be arrested without offering resistance? All that works in your favor, you’ve been nothing but helpful, in more than one way,” the look that Sandra was giving her could probably molt rocks with how heavy the innuendo was.

“I’m pretty sure my other part will wake up if you keep flirting with me that hard Sandra,” they both weren’t that surprised at how Harleen’s dick had disappeared once the doctor had regained consciousness, maybe another effect of Harleen’s encounter with the pyramid.

“Well, we don’t have much time to test that… this time, anyways, I’ll start the process for your release of the institution and with your latest acts I’m sure we will be able to convince the authorities, until next session, or maybe even sooner if everything goes well,” and that was that, Harleen was allowed to leave her mandated visit to the doctor, not without spending a couple of minutes just kissing the heck out of each other, thankfully the doctor used a very good brand of lipstick or Harleen will look a bit like her villain costume.

Being a patient that had shown repeated good behavior did offer some advantages, just like having usage of the recreational room, where some of the patients could just relax, she then wondered if they had any good board game to spend some time; but, before Harleen had much of a chance to go ahead and search around, another… inmate sat down at her side. Harleen could recognize that red hair anywhere.

“So, what did your last doctor seem like? Tired bureaucrat dumbass or just someone trying to get famous saying that they cured an Arkham patient?” Pamela, better known as Poison Ivy, asked her, half of her attention on Harleen, the other on the small potted plant on her hands; the blonde had never seen the redhead relax, unless she had something to care, at least that’s what Harley’s memories had shown her these last few days.

“I think I have a good chance of going out soon, at least I think so.”

“You said that the last time, but you went down a spiral when HE,” and at that word, Pamela’s face scrunched as if she had tasted something acid and the pure repugnancy in her voice made it clear who she was referring to, seems not many people liked the Joker in this place “made you come back to his feet.”

“Yeah, but I don’t think the Joker will ever have that kind of power over me anymore,” at the look of surprise in the redhead’s face she knew she had gotten the message “I don’t think there is going to be any more Mr. J coming from me Red, I think it is time to start over for good,” the small smirk on Pamela’s face seemed both happy and almost playful.

“Oh, so you have a plan then? Did something make you change your mind?”

“You may say that,” she simply answered, thinking about a letter back in her room, about a girl that was waiting for her outside, “you may say that.”

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Author’s notes:

Only one more ‘numbered comic’ in this series before starting the true story of Harleen and the rest of her group; I’m still getting some things in order in the story, but the foundations are already placed, just gotta finish the whole ‘bible’, you know, information about characters, plot, worlds, all of that.

So, I think this is a good place to start explaining about The False Harlequin and where I want to go with this whole thing.

First of all, The False Harlequin has been created to work, first like a comic book story and then as a porn one, although, more like erotica in some places, that’s why the story only has one sex scene so far, so I want to bring something good to read, with some raunchy and perverted parts to spice things up, but like I said, this was created to act like a comic book in the DC Universe.

Second, the story is placed on the DC Animated universe, although it is a combination of the old one with Batman The Animated Series and the Superman cartoon, with the new one like Superman/Batman Public Enemies and the Apokolips War movies, so while WW and the rest of the Justice League (and also Society among other groups) will appear, at the beginning this will be about Gotham.

Third, yes, Harleen has only got two original characters on her harem, but I want to make this a lot more interesting than the cliche, ‘guy immediately enslaves all the hotties’ yadda yadda yadda; those kinds of stories are boring, and they are not that interesting to read, so, while there are only original characters in it, soon Harleen will meet some other more known and even some less known characters to her group.

Also, if this story gets a lot bigger I may even put it in other sites to read like a more traditional story; so, if you have comments, ideas or anything you can comment, or you can send it to [email protected].

Yes, I made an email just for this.