That's a...!

“That’s a racoon!” you turn to Daphne and try your best to stay quiet, not wanting to spook the animal making its way down to the ring but still speaking rather insistently.

“Well, of course! This is LWR! Lesbians Wrestling Raccoons! What did you think it stood for?” she replies, as if it was the most obvious thing in the world.

“Ring!” you strain, finding it increasingly difficult to keep your voice down. “I was told before about the Lesbian Wrestling Ring! The ring is part of your sign!”

“Oh no, honey, that place is down the street~” Daphne can’t resist a giggle.

That reveal stuns you into silence for a few moments, before continuing with your hushed tirade. “And if it’s against a raccoon, why does the sexual orientation matter?!”

“I mean, lesbians! It brings the people in!” she laughs while you sigh. “But here, to make up for all the confusion, how about win or lose, I’ll pay you the same, and it’ll be doubled from before? That’ll be plenty of coins~! Maybe something a little extra too...” she finishes by gently squeezing your butt.

“Ahhh~! O-okay, f-fine~!” you squeak out an answer before you have time to think.

“Good girl~” she teases before leaving you in the ring. With a raccoon. What have you gotten yourself in to...?