A contract

Both of them were now inside talking while the details of the contract he needed to sign were being finished. "So, why does a theater producer need a bodyguard?" "Money, of course, what I do may not be particularly important, but it does make lots of money, and with it, people who want to steal that money." Her butler comes into the room holding the contract. "So now that we are in private, what EXACTLY does the plus more part mean?" "In simple terms, you must protect me, you must do tasks that I ask of, let me test male outfits on you for the plays, and it also means you must be an entertainer for my theater friends when they stop by." He pauses, "Entertainer? Lady, I'm not exactly the entertaining type." "Oh don't worry, you only have to follow my instructions when the time comes. Speaking of which, unless I tell you to, every order I give you is absolute, if you refuse or go against it, you are fired and everything I've given you will be seized."

He thought long and hard about this contract, he really wanted the money and free, really nice, place to stay. But he HAS to follow every order. "Screw it, I took orders from a brutal general who ran us ragged, you can't be any worse." He signs the contract.