Adam’s home

I get home from a surprisingly uneventful (thankfully) day at work. As I walk in the door I see Adam on the couch, beer in hand watching TV, again no surprises there either.

“Yo sup Jonah glad you’re home bro, I’m starving can you get dinner ready, oh and by the way, how’d you like the new undergarments? Did you love them like I thought you would, come on tell me how you liked them bro” Adam calls out from the couch in his usual arrogant voice.

I decide I’ve had enough of playing his game and if you can’t beat them, join them right! So I grab myself a beer, grab a seat next to Adam on the couch and look at him directly to say “ok firstly I’m not cooking tonight, get you’re own food I’m not your mother. Secondly I didn’t wear those stupid panties you put in my wardrobe you dummy, I decided I’d rather go commando than wear that girly crap so you can go stick it - you lose Adam”