“No”

Such a simple text, and it sent icy waves of rage and fear though you. ‘No,’ what the hell did she expect you to say to that? She made giant binders literally appear in your bag as you walked up stairs, made you read the contents to the entire class just because she wanted to, and is still altering reality right now. You knew her desire for a ‘challenge’ wouldn’t last, but she could at least pretend.

“What do you mean?” You texted back, your phone rippling between this universe’s iPhone and Android than back to iPhone.

“The cow one is fine, but the dog and fox are unacceptable”

“Do you have a fear of dogs?” That was possibly the stupidest question you could have asked, and you knew sending it was dumb; but you were half way to not caring. Especially as it seems your catgirl neighbor was now blinking between being pregnant and not.

“I have a concern about dogs who are martial arts masters or trickster spirits.” Well she’s got you there, it would be way easier to get her phone as the Inugami or Kitsune. She’s thinking ahead even as Miss MacKenna blinked into a full furry cow, way taller and more muscled than the mostly human form she reverted to after a second.

Something didn’t add up. Jess didn’t need to tell you she was about to change something she just had to change it. If it was about keeping you from being awkward about it she kinda screwed herself there by making your mind un-changeable. Plus you’re pretty sure she could just freeze time or something so having people blink back and forth between different versions of them for you would be pointless.

“So this is just you telling me that they’re gonna be different? No other reason?”Miss MacKenna’s udder and breasts cycled between leaking milk, leaking chocolate milk, and being hooked up to a milking machine all in the space of five seconds before returning half full udder only.

“Yes” catgirl neighbor is back to being pregnant this time. There’s something different about it but before you can put your finger on it she blinks back to not-pregnant. Shaking your head you get the feeling Jess is actually having a hard time getting it to be just how she wants it. Maybe that’s why she keeps Shauna around, someone she trusts to tell her it’s good enough. It would also explain why she’s doing the non-time freeze, she probably gave Shauna the same immunity you have and wants to get her opinion.

“Look if you don’t want me to freak out or act weird couldn’t you just tell me what I should know? A phone app or something? You can change reality, surely you could find a way to have a thing tell me what you want me to know.”After about a minute of no response you went back to trying to pay attention to class. Miss MacKenna’s udder flickering between half full and leaking was distracting but at least it appeared that everyone else had stopped changing. Than your phone buzzed and you saw a new app called ‘World Tome (archive mode)’ had finished installing after downloading 5.4 EB of data. Opening it you were greeted by the message:

HELLO AUTHORIZED USER Imada Hana PLEASE BE AWARE THAT IN ARCHIVE MODE YOU WILL NOT BE ABLE TO MAKE CHANGES TO ANY SUBJECT, INCLUDING YOURSELF, WITHOUT APPROVAL OF THE LOCAL SYSTEM ADMINISTRATOR. ADDITIONALLY, THE LOCAL SYSTEM ADMINISTRATOR HAS A MESSAGE FOR AUTHORIZED USER Imada Hana:

“You’re Welcome.”