Dragons

Lining the sides of the room are hundreds, if not thousands of giant dragons, "are these really suits?" Micheal thinks to himself, climbing the hide of a green scaled one, on the back, hidden by some scales is the same zipper he saw on every other suit, "but how?". Walking deeper and deeper into what appears to be more like a hangar, he sees that the suits slowly turn more humanoid and small, until they can only be classified as kobolds. He recognizes a pattern of winged and claws, winged without claws, wingless, then repeated without hind legs, and again with humanoid.

Finally reaching the end, there is a giant mirror. Walking back to the entrance, he realizes that they every suit has a male and female copy. Laughing about how he hit the jackpot, he walks back and forth for a suitable, well... suit.