A pet

_We could use a pet to liven up the house, Shailene thought._

She decided the best pet would be a sexy celebrity, and she got her wish when she spotted Megan Thee Stallion.

"Hate that bitch," Shailene hissed. She then aimed the remote at the rapper.

"Shailene Woodley and Peyton List's pet...dog," Shailene said.

Megan began to change. Her clothes vanished, replaced by a pink studded collar and leash as she got on all fours.

"Arf! Arf!" Megan said as Shailene took the leash. After a quick Google search to confirm Megan Thee Stallion no longer existed, Shailene gave her new dog a name.

"I never liked the name Megan," Shailene said. "So your new name is...Willow. I think that's a good name for a puppy."

Megan, now Willow, barked and began to lick Shailene's face.

"Okay, okay," Shailene said. "Down, girl. Time for walkies!"

Shailene took her new pet to the park, where they did a few laps on the pavement for a bit.

After their walk, Shailene continued on her way, Willow in tow.