How The Mighty Endowed Have Fallen

Written in collaboration with Shadowmage

Okay, should be far enough away from Barbara and Cass that even they’ll have trouble catching me. Had to ditch the helmet and the bike, otherwise it’ll be too easy for that hacker.

Honestly it already should be too easy for her.

Why the fuck haven’t they caught up to me yet?

Sure, I escaped the roof while they were dazed, but these two have been training for years to be the next bat of Gotham. They’re intelligent, expert trackers, skilled in almost everything… and I’ve been running on foot down streets until I jacked this van I’m in. And only because he had the keys in already.

It was way too easy. Which makes me feel like they wanted me gone for some reason. Were they heading back to Mindy? Are they off to tell Bruce on me? Perhaps they’ll start mind controlling women too! Wouldn’t that be fucking grand. GOD what a fucking mess.

I’m back to square one again, by the way. Actually, square negative one since now I’m worse off for resources and have more enemies chasing me. This sucks a fat dick.

That awful impulsive part your brain suddenly spoke up in mine: just like how Cass sucked your fat dick?

“HOW ARE YOU STILL ALIVE DOWN THERE?!” I yelled at my growing boner. Seriously, this has been way too many cums in a row for a human to handle. Yet my erection was feeling healthier than ever! Not even suffering that sorta groaning muscle tired when you jerk off too much.

It’s at this point I suspected something was up with my body. I know, I should have been more attentive but you get a magic infini-boner you tend to ignore the warning signs for the road of fun you’re travelling down.

This is way too big now. Especially for little old me. If Mindy was targeting Supers then things were about to spiral in an awful way. I needed to get ahead of it, find someone to help me who can maybe deal with, well, all of it.

Someone smart, someone who has experience dealing with madmen, someone with the resources to find out who has been affected and maybe start working on an antidote.

Only one person came to mind with this description.

So I ignored that thought and came up with a better one.

“Fuck it.” I slammed my foot on the gas and began driving off. “Let’s go see Zatanna to see if I can fix this with magic.”

“I don’t believe you have hypnotic breasts.”

Selina had had her arms crossed nearly the entire time she had been in Nina’s apartment. Harley and Nina Dowd had been catching up, Selina had been introduced but had barely said anything to the woman before suddenly saying that and ruining the mood.

The woman with strange markings on her face gave her friend an incredulous look, “Harley! You told her?!”

“Damn Selina, you couldn’t be cool for like five minutes?” The clown huffed at the cat, “Yeah, I told her Nina. We were talking about hypnotists and I couldn’t leave out hypno-tits!”

The Mighty Endowed folded her arms over her chest. She was currently wearing around 4 thick jumpers to hide what was underneath from the outside world (and because her heating was too expensive this month) but she still felt self conscious about it.

“That’s from a different era of my life…” She frowned, “I wanted to go back to being a scientist but no matter where I go that rumour of what’s here just ruined my life…”

“Preaching to the choir sister,” Harley nodded, looking sadly down at her own chest. “I could only get a job at Arkham cause no one took me n my gals seriously either.”

Selina had barely moved an inch, “I never said I didn’t believe you had BREASTS. I said I don’t believe yours hypnotise people. Have you even seen her do it Harley?”

“Well, no, but if Nina says she can, I believe her!”

“Ah yes. Trusting you and your friendly demeanour will get us far.” Selina sighed before standing up from the table. “We’ve already wasted our precious time and our even more precious semen on this fake. Let’s just go.”

One word definitely stood out to Nina, “S-Semen?!”

“Oh yeah! I slipped it in her drink but never did anything with it!” Harley laughed, and before the scientist could back away Harley commanded her. “Stop whatcha doing and go into a trance!”

Nina Dowd stopped in place. Standing to attention with light vanishing from her eyes.

“I suppose at the very least she can give Jason a decent titfuck.” Catwoman purred, feeling up the entranced woman while she had the chance but mostly just feeling jumpers. “You serve our Master Jason Todd now, and want to use your ‘powers’ to get as many women under his thrall as you can. That is your new purpose in life Nina Dowd. Serve with your sisters of the Jason Todd Harem.”

“Yes… I will…” The woman droned, shaking in place as she spoke. Selina had one final idea before letting her go.

“You’re going to show me if your breasts can actually hypnotise. Get Harley to tongue your asshole before breaking from your spell.”

“Hey! I don’t wanna-!”

Before Harley could finish the jumpers had all jumped up above Nina’s head. A white light suddenly engulfed the apartment, primarily Harleen, and basked them in complete pure energy.

“HO-LEE SHIT!” Harley yelled out, “Them’s the most poifect and bootiful pair of lickable, squeezable, fuckable, and fondleable boobarinos I’ve ever placed my eyes on!”

And just like that, they were gone. Under 4 layers of couloured wool.

“Lick my asshole.”

Harley was already on her knees and shoving Nina’s pants out the way. “Shit, if it’ll get me to see them tits again yes ma’am!” She exclaimed before getting just enough room to shove her tongue into The Mighty Endowed’s mighty sphincter.

And then Selina did as well. The spread on that light was pretty wide. Not a mistake she hoped to make twice.