Beacon Academy

Hmm… have to say that was the strangest dream I've had all year. An asshole screen. Conquering worlds. Laying women. Promises of power. I must’ve drank a lot of caffeine before crashing into my bed last night. Yet strangely it didn’t feel like I was buried underneath the warmth of my comfy blankets. Sorta felt chilly actually and like I was sitting down somewhere, also why does it sound like a bunch of people are suddenly talking around me?

Snapping my eyes open, immediately my entire body freezes in shock. It was pretty obvious I wasn’t in my bedroom anymore, nooo… I was on a fucking airship! All around me were a bunch of teenagers who seemed to be around the same age as me, yet their clothing was weirdly different, being a mix of modern and fantasy styles rolled into one.

And don’t even get me started on what some of them were holding! Guns! Swords! Hammers! And bloody chainsaws! It’s like I was dragged into a cosplay with live fire arms. Was this even legal!? My attention however gets dragged away as an all too familiar person pops up as a hologram nearby.

“Hello, and welcome to Beacon! My name is Glynda Goodwitch.”

‘No fucking way.’

That’s Glynda Goodwitch from RWBY! Fucking RWBY! Does that mean it wasn’t a dream? Holy mother f-ing crap! I lean my head back in pure shock, banging it against a window. To think that douchebag of a screen was real and was telling the truth I’d be sent here and that... that...

Ooooh I’m not mentally prepared for this. Before I simply went with the flow, you know? Like come on!? Conqueror? Sex powers? Fucking whole other worlds? It was outrageous, pure madness I say! Like a **** dealer offering to pay off your student loans madness!

My eyes widen as I recall something important. “Does that mean…” I started, until the blasted screen appeared right in my face!

I reel back, slamming against the seat. “Shit!” I shout, drawing a few eyes over to where I’m sitting.

[Welcome to the world of RWBY Conquer!]

I clutch my pounding heart, glaring hatefully at the screen. “Can you warn me when you pull that shit!?” My heart was already racing and this screen was not helping!

Besides the slight fear of having a heart attack, I noticed out of the corner of my eye a few other people standing close to me we’re staring with mix reactions. Of course when I met their gazes they quickly turned their heads and shuffled awfully far away from me. That’s definitely one way to make me feel insecure and isolated. Did they not see the blue devil sitting right in front of my face!?

I take a few deep breaths and bring myself under control. “Ok… this is real. You're real. Unfortunately.” I mutter, focusing on keeping my voice low to avoid unwanted stares.

Honestly the screen showing up just confirmed that it wasn’t just some horny dream I was having. That could also mean the reason I was sent here was also potentially real. I... didn't know how to feel about that. Nervous? Excitement? Scared? I mean come on! I'm a lonely teenage boy with barely any experience with the opposite gender who’s been giving an opportunity of a lifetime others would’ve killed for!

[Of course I’m real! Did you think I was joking before?]

‘Kinda?’

[I’m here to assist you on your Journey through Remnant!]

“Oh, wonderful. I could always use another screen in my life.” I said sarcastically, rolling my eyes for extra effect.

[Before beginning your Conquest, here’s a few reminders! To check up on your “stats”, “powers” and “goal”, simply think of the word and a screen will appear!]

If I didn’t know any better this was beginning to sound a lot like some video game. Not that I don’t like video games! It’s just that I didn’t think I’d ever have a higher power place me in a situation with abilities similar to games. Probably best not to fuss over it too much. Back to the task at hand, I just had to think it?

‘Powers.’

Immediately the screen's text switches to a long list. Scrolling through it, it seems to show each power and combo I picked earlier, giving a detailed description below them. This can certainly come in handy, if I ever needed to brief myself over what I was capable of again.

[Powers]

[In Control:]

[Just from looking at you people innately feel like you’re the leader. Some will want to get on your good side, and will go to great lengths to show you how useful they can be.]

[When flirting with a girl her inhibitions are lowered and it gets harder for her to say no to your advances. Even the most devout of lesbians will break. Once you're in the bedroom she’s ready to follow orders and does so obediently.]

[Servants:]

[The more you fuck a girl the more she wants to cater to your needs. At first it’s simply doing whichever position works the best for you… but before long she’ll be at your beck and call, willing to suffer even the harshest humiliations for your pleasure.]

[She might feel like she’s dying of embarrassment but if it makes you happy she will suffer anything. And if she says no? Just fuck her some more until she wants to do it.]

[Delicious:]

[There’s delicious, and then there’s your cum. It is the most heavenly substance in Remnant. When you cum on a girl she’ll lick up every drop and ask for seconds, then dessert. She might pout a bit if you didn’t cum on her.]

[If you blow your load inside her she might just have to dig it out and lick it off her fingers until not a single drop is left inside. She’s not letting a single sperm cell go to waste.]

[Denial:]

[The more you ignore a girl, the more she wants your dick inside her. Ignore her when she says “hi” and she starts scheming how to get your attention, forget what her name is and she has a mini-orgasm on the spot.]

[Seeing you flirt with other girls will have her dripping wet in seconds and she’ll cum uncontrollably if she ever catches you fucking another girl. She’ll be listening through the door and masturbate harder than she thought was possible the whole time.]

[She won’t need porn ever again.]

[Combo Powers]

[Team CMEN:]

[You’ll join team CMEN and replace Mercury. Through thoroughly dicking Cinder you are able to make her change her plans. Perhaps you want her to fight to turn all the women into your harem, or conquer a kingdom for you.]

[Or maybe have the team quit villainy and enjoy a fun and perverted time at school?]

[Smoldering:]

[You gain a semblance similar to Cinder’s Fall Maiden powers. You're able to generate and control fire, and the fire doesn’t burn you.]

[With training and practice you can become a powerful Hunter, if you want an action filled life instead of a life of hedonism. Or maybe if you want some good stories to seduce women with.]

Dam… I’d be lying if reading this didn’t light a fire in the depths below. It especially didn’t help having a teenage mind playing out various scenarios of the potential of each power listed. A nervous excitement shivered across my spine from the mere thought of it. But how I’m I supposed to know if these powers even work?

Did I simply stride up to any girl in my vicinity and say “Hey?” Not only does a whole load of potential humiliation and pain wait for me, approaching them felt like the toughest challenge. Especially when I’m supposed to get them in bed afterwards. Maybe I should’ve invested in a power for confidence.

Luckily before I became a bumbling mess of an idiot from my own mind, the airship began to slightly rumble before eventually coming to a full stop. Everyone else started collecting their belongings and making their way towards the exit, I went to follow along, until I caught sight of a familiar blonde boy.

‘Hey, it’s Jaune!’

My eyes couldn’t help but stare as the blondie sprints right by me and through the crowd piled by the exit, while covering his mouth.

‘And there he goes.’

Motion sickness, a curse among many unfortunate men. Luckily I wasn’t among them. Still though... being able to see one of the characters from the show was pretty freaking cool. The screen disappears as I stood up from my seat, following after the hoard of students and shuffling past a few stragglers, before finally being able to step off the airship.

I couldn’t help but stand and gawk at the sight of the beacon tower. To think I’m really here… beacon academy. The heart and soul of the kingdom Vale. The very place that produces the greatest huntsmans. Also the very same place that’s being targeted by every villain and an immortal chick incapable of dying.

‘I’m so gonna fucking die.’

I gave myself a quick slap to the face. “Snap out of it, John! You got fucking powers now! Powers that I have no idea on how to control, but powers!” Giving myself a pep talk, that draws a few curious looks from bystanders.

Suddenly someone bumps into me from behind, causing me to stumble forward a bit. Straighten myself up, I spin around to face the person responsible for nearly making me eat shit on the floor and immediately clamp my mouth shut, when I see the person.

Who was it you ask?