Ocarina of Time

Link had the same dream he always had in that lifetime with Ganondorf chasing Zelda on horseback. Of course Zelda was 18 years old here.

"Those bitches are gonna pay." Link thought.

Link was Awoken from the dream by Navi.

"Hey, Link listen, listen!" she said in her annoying voice.

NO, YOU LISTEN, YOU LITTLE BITCH!" roared Link. "I HAVE HAD IT WITH YOUR SHIT! YOU DO NOTHING BUT PISS ME OFF! YOU'RE GONNA DIE NOW!"

Link grabbed hold of Navi and ate her. With that dumb bitch out the way, he took a look in the mirror to see he was 18 years old. He was completely naked with a 10 inch dick and was ripped. Once Link got dressed, he stepped outside to confirm he was indeed in the Kokiri forest.

Link noticed that all the village children were 18 years old this time round.

"Hey, Link where's your fairy?" Saria asked.

"I ate that bitch!" said Link.

"WHAT?! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT!?"

"WHY WOULDN'T I DO THAT!? I BELIEVE CAN'T YOU HAVE TO FUCKING ASK, YOU DUMB BITCH!"

"But the Great Deku Tree wants you."

"Alright, lets get this shit over with."

Link went over to the Deku tree to find Mido blocking his way. Fuck that bitch. Mido was mad that Link had a bigger than him. But Link knew a way of dealing with dumb bitches. He punched Mido in the face.

Mido fell to the ground hard.

"Hey, Sara, I need your help **** this dumb bitch." said Link.

"Of course." said Saria.

Link and Saria stripped off Mido's clothes.

"Oh my god, Mido's penis so much smaller than Link's." said Saria.

"I'm gonna **** this bitch up the ass and he's gonna pleasure you with his tongue."