The Sissy[UNDEFINED] Class

"Um, do you have any classes that aren't those three, you know, maybe like an archer, or a summoner, or maybe a...." You hear Emma cut you off with a laugh.

"You're bartering with me, huh? Don't want any of those classes? How about I just get rid of all three of those classes and you can just be a piece of meat that every enemy cycles through. You'll experience the whole world I've built, laying here, getting fucked!" Her voice says with righteous anger.

You begin to shake after the three options you'd be offered fade away, leaving you with just an empty ground, and a waiting goblin. "Wai-wait! I'll take....Sissywimp! Wai-wait, hold on, actually can I switch to, uh, sissybitc....."

Emma laughs once more, her cruelty seeping through the audio, and you can hear typing. "Just wait...."

You wait.

And wait.

Amidst your waiting, her typing is the only solace; maybe she was making you another class? That'd be sick. Ranger, Mage, Warlock, Battlemage, Thief.....

A notification fills your screen.

Class Selected!: Lvl 1 - Sissy[Undefined] Indecisive, weak-willed, limpdicked, 'I dickfish girls with my 1 inch punisher'. All those describe you, and because of that, you get no class! The benefits of this class: You have average stamina, health, strength and spell-casting abilities, below any real class; drawbacks: cum faster, sexually inept (just like real life!), total fucking loser.

Actually however, you are able to absorb traits and characteristics much quicker than any class might, seeing as you are like a mirror or shadow. Jack of all trades, master of none?

Well, more like Jacking off for a trade, but I digress, be proud of your new marker!

"Wait, what?" You ask with genuine confusion. You feel your clothes shift as Emma talks.

"Ha, you're the first twerp to ever ask for anything besides Sissywimp, so feel lucky I didn't just turn you into a post to get fucked." She sighs. "Anyway, you're like a mimic. Just since you have more confidence then your dick deserves, you get the attire of a Sissywimp, the magical powers of a Sissybitch, and uh....well get fucked like a Sissyslut to complete the trifecta.

You look down and open your mouth in shock at your new outfit. Most noticeable is a thick diaper which spreads your legs far enough to be noticeable, embrodied with pink flowers and crinkling even as you stand still; a tight choker seizes your neck with the text Indescisive Faggot in bright pink.

You look down to see a thick, crinkly diaper printed with pink flowers. The nappy is thick enough to spread your legs, giving you a distinct waddle. Around your throat, a choker appears with rhinestone lettering "Faggot" written across it. A loincloth dangles around waist, comically smaller than the diaper, with a tight bright pink chainmail pink wrapped around your rest. A stereotypical bar wench dress (that stops at your waist) covers over that, and then a shield pops into your left hand.

The shield has metal engraving, but it is shiny enough to be reflective, more noticeable are the hundreds of tiny dicks covering its face. In your right hand pops a large, scary purple dildo.

"D-do I fight? Like is this a sword?" You say with confusion and flop the dildo around. "Wh-why do I have a diaper on?"

"If you ask one more question I swear to god...." Emma says with a sigh. You can almost sense her putting her hands on her forehead via the audio. "Anyway, I'm not explaining the fundamentals of classes you didn't choose. Suffice to say, the shield is a shield, the dildo is a wand, but you can transform it into a sword if you...."

She pauses.

"Nevermind, I'm not gonna spoil that. You wanna use it as a wand, humiliate yourself. However you act will begin to influence your class on my chart, and who knows, maybe you'll discover some new classes I'm making. Just remember, master of none."

The goblin stirs, and begins to menacingly walk towards you. Quick inventory taking makes you consider a few approaches. Humiliate yourself to get some magic, strike with the dildo like a sword, fall on your back; some more out there solutions involve using the diaper to act like a baby. Maybe that would get the Goblin to give up?

Or maybe you don't have to even fight this goblin. It's a tutorial, but maybe you run away? Or befriend the goblin! There's an idea.

The ideas pour in, but the Goblin's stride doesn't slow.

How should you handle this?

- Like a mage ?

- Like a warrior ?

- Like a whore ?

- Use the diaper to lure the goblin into a false sense of victory, then zap/slash it in a moment of weakness?

- Run!

- Befriend the goblin

- Some other idea ?