A Random Goon

Harley Quinn broke up with the Joker and was striking it out on her own. She was working to be a villain better than him and hired a bunch of goons to do her dirty work.

Unfortunately, dirty work usually leads to ****, and that's what happened. All of her goons either died, got beat up by supers so badly they were basically dead, or got arrested and then killed in prison.

It wasn't a good life. And the last goon left, John Doe, wanted out. He liked living and was Harley's last goon left.

She just sent him on a mission to steal a magic stone from a museum. Fortunately, John managed to steal it before one of those superheroes showed up.

"I got the stone!" John said, holding the glass box with the stone inside.

"Well done runt!" Harley said and snatched the box from him. She smashed it open and smiled as she took it. "Yes! It's true! It's a wishing stone!"

"A wishing stone?"

"Yep! It can grant any wish! And now it's mine! Hahahaha!"

"What!?" If John had known it was a wishing stone, he'd have used it to finally get away from her!

"Thanks for doing my dirty work," Harley laughed at him.

Just then the wall to the hideout exploded, and the sexy figure of Wonder Woman floated in. "So there you are." She said with a smirk, "If you thought you weren't followed, you were wrong."

"Really!?" Harley snapped at John, "You let Wonder Woman follow you here!?"

Wonder Woman landed and placed her hands on her curvy hips. "This is where your base is, huh? Well, you are both coming with me back to prison."

"We'll see about that!" Harley snickered. "She held up the stone."

"What is that supposed to do?" Wonder Woman smirked.

"This! I wish you were a water fountain in the middle of the room."

"Water-" Was all Wonder Woman was able to say before she disappeared and reappeared in the middle of the room. Now she was doing a pose with her chest leaning forward as she balanced on one foot, her other foot lifted her leg and ass up behind her and water spewed out of her mouth. She stared forward towards the wall with a frozen look on her face.

"I worked!" Harley punched the air. "I'm never letting this bad boy out of my sight! Mmmmmmwah!" She kissed the rock but accidentally dropped it.

The stone rolled over to John.

Harley rolled her eyes and sat back on her couch. "Give me the stone," She ordered John, "Now. I'm feeling lazy after taking down Wonder Woman."

John picked up the rock and smiled. "I don't think I will."

"What?" Harley glared at him, "Don't even think about it-"

John made a wish.