Anko

"Stupid thing." Naruto cried shaking the gun, and hanging it upside down. Why didn't it work on Hinata? She was the same blushing stumbling weirdo she always was around him. "Only one way to figure this out." He sighed and just started zapping any lady he could find, trying to see if there was any noticeable difference between when he started and when he finished. By the time he was done half of market street had been hit, and half of market street was smiling, and sporting more beautiful faces than they had been. "Huh, weird." Naruto looked at the gun. "Well at least it works again. I'll just have to see if the next setting works on Hinata tomorrow. Now let's see who I can..."

"Hey, twerp." A snake suddenly shot through the air, grabbed the Bimbo Ray right out of Naruto's hand, and retracted away. Standing on a nearby rooftop was Anko, casually snacking on something. She now held in her hand the Bimbo Ray "What do you think you're doing?"

"Hey that's mine!" Naruto jumped up onto the roof to snatch it back, but Anko just put her hand on his forehead and kept him out of reach.

"Aren't you a little old to be playing with toys?" The older woman teased and spun the gun around by the trigger. "What is this thing anyway?"

"I don't know, I found it in the training field. I was just trying to see what it does."

Zap!

As he was speaking the gun went off in Anko's hand, due to her carelessly spinning it around her finger. A few pink bolts arched off towards the horizon, but a third one hit her squarely in the chin. She blinked for a second and then smiled, the world suddenly getting a little brighter. She observed the boy struggling against her, and unconsciously licked her lips. "You're pretty cute when you struggle."

She took her hand away, and stepped to the side, letting Naruto's momentum take him right off the side of the building. "Aaaaaah!" He screamed in surprise.

Before he could catch himself, another snake wrapped around him bound him close and kept him dangling off the side of the building. "I gotcha." Anko laughed, feeling giddy with how naughty she was being. "You look extra cute tied up!"

"Ugh." Naruto grunted, feeling like a piece of dangling me. "Let me go!"

Anko laughed her to herself, and started to reel him back up to the roof. "You weren't having fun?"

"No way!" Naruto found his footing, and the snake began to disentangle itself from him. When he was free he held his hand out for the Bimbo Ray.

"Okay, okay." Anko handed it over. "I was just having a little fun, you spoil sport."

Naruto huffed. "I'm not sure I like your type of fun, freaky snake lady." He jumped away before he could get into any more trouble.

Like all the women Naruto had encountered today, Anko couldn't help but smile as he left. Couldn't help to lick her lips as well. She really, _really _like tying him up like that. The woman sat back down on the rooftop, and went back to enjoying her meal. Everything was so delicious, she was practically moaning on the rooftop. She winked at one of the passing women Naruto had zapped earlier. "I wonder if she'd liked to get tied up?" Anko wondered allowed, stuffing her face with another treat.