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You have high hopes for the next window, but those hopes are dashed by reality: the curtains are shut. You know from the room numbers that this is where Chun is staying. Chun is popular with fans because of her unique physique that is certainly… fascinating. She has some seriously muscled legs, she’s impossibly good at everything, and just all around some kind of goddess. So of course people want nude pics of her.

But you have no view. However, you can hear something going on in there: a thumping, like a bed against the wall, and a squeaking that might be bedsprings. You strain your ears and… there it is: a woman’s gasp.

Yup. She’s having sex in there, just like all the other players. But you can’t get a shot of it, and you can’t tell who is giving it to her. There are no gaps that you can work with, but you try anyway. It’s a hot, humid night. An owl hoots, startling you. You flinch and drop your camera. It clatters to the rooftop, and you dive after it, but you’re too late! Falls over the side!

“Shit!” you exclaim.

And then you realize that you just made noise. You scramble out of the way in case Chun wants to investigate. Shit. This is the worst.