Trouble

I left the **** Midna with Zelda to tend to her while I went to check on what sort of problem arose that Oola felt necessary to call but I found my answer quickly she led me to the front door where I saw two delivery coffins instead of the usual one as I had only given her permission to my order history on my account I'm sure she figured out the problem quickly.

Unfortunately I wasn't thinking about the consequences when I ordered my women and due to a shipping error they both arrived today now I have to deal with a jedi and a sith at the same time I can only hope that they don't break too many things in my home.

Seeing that I didn't have many options I decided to bring them in and then tied them both to chairs to prevent them from moving to try to mitigate the damage that seemed sure to follow as much as possible just as I finished securing them Darth Talon woke up first which I'll admit scared the shit out of me as I just finished tying her down the assassin didn't react immediately just smiled knowing that scared me.

Antonio: Just as a heads-up your connection to the **** has been cut for both of you especially because you both pulled out your fictional reality

Talon: Your won't work on me slaver I saw your twi'lek **** girl hiding outside this room

Antonio: That is because she is afraid of you but doesn't want me to tricked by Aalya by letting my guard down and you are right I am a slaver but I told you both the truth

Aalya: If you're telling the truth as you claim you won't mind providing us proof and although I understand why you tied down the sith I fail to understand why I am the jedi order will not stand for this

Talon: Don't presume to speak for me jedi scum release me now and all your deaths will only be short and painful!

Antonio: Aalya can you tell me what year it is to the best of your knowledge?

Aalya: 14 BBY...

Talon: Don't you dare lie to me it's clearly the year 137 ABY! Your shitty lie couldn't fool a youngling!

Antonio: You were both pulled from different points in time from the same universe I don't expect you to instantly believe me so I'll instead provide proof as for why I acquired both of you it's mostly because I am a fan of the series you were pulled from and I liked you as you were so I opted not to have you modified in any way although I see I'll have to change you both a little so you don't kill me or each other which is too bad as it cost me a fortune to prevent them from changing you in the first place