Back at Melissa's, the girls give Kylie some dating advice...

After arriving back at Melissa’s, thankfully Theresa was out for the day so that was one less person Kyle had to deal with trying to feminize him, the girls headed up to Melissa’s room. After throwing on some music, Melissa went digging through her closet until she found a box while Robin and Darla chatted about what they thought the party might be like.

“Ah, here it is!” Melissa brought the box over to where they were gathered.

“Is that what I think it is?” Robin asked. Melissa nodded.

“Girls, I really don’t need help, I can handle that on my own…” Kyle started, stopping when he heard MARCI’s chime go off in his ears.

“No need to be shy, girlfriend! We just want to make sure that you’ll be able to keep guys interested!” Darla said. “Besides, every girl needs one of these, and Melissa happens to have a spare.”

“And if you want to blame anyone, you can blame your perverted cousin for this.” Melissa said. “Sami got it for me when we did a Secret Santa thing for Christmas last year… I’ve already got one so I never used it, if that’s what you were worried about.”

“It wasn’t really that…” Kyle started to say, but Darla had already taken the toy out of its box and shoved it in his face.

Kyle shut his mouth just in time to avoid it, but he got a faceful of what the toy looked like. It was a dildo, of course, but it was bright pink, with realistic veins and a suction cup at the bottom, which Kyle was too weirded out to even wonder what it was for, though he had an idea.

“Darla!” Melissa admonished. “Give her a chance to get used to it first!”

“Sorry!” Darla giggled, handing the silicone dildo to Kyle, who turned it over in his hands unsurely.

Kyle gulped as he looked at it, and assuming that it hadn’t shrunk after being hidden away, it was a bit bigger than his own.

“Now do you see why I picked french tips? Don’t they look just gorgeous wrapped around it? They look even better wrapped around the real thing!” Darla said.

“Darla… I…” Kyle’s throat was dry.

“Don’t worry, we’re going to walk you through everything,” Robin said.

“Just put it in your mouth,” Melissa said. “It won’t bite, don’t worry.”

“Maybe start with licking.” Robin said. “Start small.”

Kyle hesitantly stuck out his tongue and licked the head of the dildo like he was taking a hesitant lick of an unfamiliar flavor of ice cream. At the insistence of the girls, he did it a few more times, running his tongue around the head at the girls’ urging, until Darla got impatient and pushed it into his mouth as soon as Kyle let his guard down and opened his mouth to speak.

“MMPH!” Kyle felt the dildo make contact with the back of his throat and he started ****. Kyle spat the dildo back out and coughed, nearly gagging.

Robin quickly started patting and rubbing his back as Kyle closed his eyes and tried to relax his stomach, which was fighting to expel whatever contents were in his stomach.

“Okay, maybe we’ll table this for right now,” Melissa said, taking back the dildo, wiping it off and placing it into Kyle’s purse. “It’s more of a private thing anyway, maybe try it for yourself when you get home.”

MARCI’s chime caused Kyle to grimace, as the mad computer had no doubt added yet another layer to his new morning routine.

“All right, let’s focus on some other things you can do to keep Greg interested. Obviously talking is a big thing, I’m sure you got to know him at the carnival, but you should ask him about stuff he likes.” Melissa said.

“Oh! Make sure to ask about lacrosse! He loves talking about when he was on the lacrosse team!” Robin interjected.

“Oh, and I remember he really liked that perfume that I wore to that party your dad threw last summer!” Darla added. “I’ll see if I still have it, cause it’ll drive him crazy if you wear it, Kylie!”

“Guys respond really well to PDA, too, so if you’re tired, you can lean and nestle on his shoulder, or cling to him while you’re walking around.” Robin added. “Chrissie said he’s really head over heels for you, which isn’t usually his style, so use that to your advantage.”

“And if you want to be playful, and you’re on a dinner date or something, steal some of his food.” Melissa said. “It annoys him, but he finds it endearing if he likes the girl.”

“And if you get the chance, try to make him feel useful. He likes the chase, but he also likes to play the hero, so if you’ve got a bottle you can’t open, look like you’re struggling a little so he can swoop in and rescue you.” Robin said.

“And of course, there’s the seduction. If you’re alone, in the back of his car or somewhere private, that’s where the real fun begins. We won’t cover what happens at the end, because you already know, but make sure to start slow, tantalize him first, sit on his lap or just stroke it through his pants before you release it. And then, work slowly, really savor the experience.” Darla said.

Audible to only Kyle, he heard chime after chime of MARCI’s systems notating what her mistress was intended to do on her next date. And imagining having to act out all those scenarios made Kyle blush, remembering how poorly the first date had gone, from his perspective.

“Ooh, Kylie’s blushing! I think I know which one she’s most excited about!” Darla teased.

Another chime from MARCI pushed Kyle over the edge and he just closed his eyes and started massaging his temples. As they continued to chat, Kyle’s phone began to buzz, but not with a notification from MARCI, no, those were being routed directly to the earrings so Kyle was the only one to hear them, no this notification was for a text.

“Kylie, your phone’s going off, you gonna get that?” Melissa asked.

“Oh, yeah,” Kyle reached into the purse to grab the phone, accidentally grabbing onto his new “gift” at first and then correcting himself.

As he pulled the phone out, he wondered who was texting him, as did the girls as they not so subtly peered over his shoulder as he unlocked his phone. The sender turned out to be…