Turn on the TV

After that insanity you decide the best thing to do is flip on the TV. It comes on with the local 24-hour news, and with a heart warming bulletin "Family burn to a horrible charred **** in a blazing inferno of hate." you wonder why there's nothing happy, or atleast uplifting reported past the very plastic, "Cat caught up in a tree was rescued" bullshit.

To your surprise the TV goes blurry for just a moment, causing you to involuntarily blink to clear it, and a new News report comes on. "After years of campaigning for the lease of Confad Auto, the remnants of Rover have managed to take over the industry in england and are providing more jobs to the local communities."

How odd you think, that a dead brand such as Rover could rise back from the grave to help the UK's failing economy. heh, maybe you do have some power, who knows, if I do then I could just wish another soda out of thin fucking air-

a half-litre bottle of Lite appears on the table.

"Now hold on" I think to myself. "That doesn't prove anything, I just got myself a drink, I could have easily grabbed one earlier and just not noticed it."

Turning back to the television you think about what you should do next...