The Oscorp Heist

Oscorp HQ, NYC

CFO's Office

"All right, I've got the bank records," Felicia said, pulling the USB drive from the CFO's hard drive. "Is this really all we need?"

"The bank records are what Murdock specifically requested," Natasha answered. "But I think there's more here. You girls interested in checking out the lab?"

"Maybe we can make a stop in the gallery along the way," said Felicia. "Unless our new SHIELD friend has a problem with that..."

"SHIELD often operates outside the law," Natasha said. "And I don't think Nick Fury needs to know you stole any art or jewelery here... nor would he care."

Felicia grinned widely. "So you'll just let us steal anything we want? Natasha, I could kiss you right now!"

"She'll do it, too," Mary Jane cautioned. "You may wanna brace yourself. Or run away screaming."

"Hey! I'm a damn good kisser. Too bad you'll never find out for yourself," Felicia said defensively, sticking her tongue out mockingly at MJ. "Maybe if you weren't so rude..."

MJ rolled her eyes "...I think I'll survive."

"Do you see what I have to put up with, Natasha? The sacrifices I make for the art of thieving?"

Natasha chuckled. "I think you two make a great team."

"You know, Nat, you'd make a hell of a thief yourself," MJ pointed out. "Makes sense, though. The spy skillset seems like it'd really come in handy in heists."

"Oh, believe me, I've done my fair share of thievery," Natasha said, smiling.

MJ smiled back. "Y'know, if you ever get tired of working for SHIELD, you could always come work with us."

"Ha! I don't know about that. My SHIELD work's pretty damn important. But we've definitely got good team chemistry."

MJ, Felicia & Natasha made their way down to the the Gallery exhibit, with the Black Cats casually swiping anything that caught their eye. This job was going along even more smoothly than anticipated -- Oscorp had been in a state of disarray since the Norman Osborn was revealed to be the Green Goblin, and his subsequent **** -- but even so, MJ and Felicia didn't expect the building's security to be as behind as it was.

Norman Osborn's personal lab lay in the basement of Oscorp HQ, long abandoned. Few knew about it, so it had largely stayed untouched, even during the police investigations of the company. During SHIELD's own investigation, though, rumors had surfaced that Osborn had a private lab tucked away underneath the building. As the Black Cats and Natasha found out, those rumors were true...

"Wait, I recognize all this," MJ said as she passed a table containing all kinds of data and experiment results. "These were Harry's experiments. Remember the ones he showed us a couple of years ago?"

"Hey, yeah," Felicia said. "Y'know, I feel awful for Harry. Poor guy finds out his dead Dad was a homicidal maniac who killed his best friend, and then gets muscled out of his family's company."

"And now we're stealing from his father's private lab," MJ pointed out. "Now I feel kinda bad. I mean, I know we're doing what we have to, but still, this sucks."

"Maybe we ought to reach out to Harry," Felicia wondered out loud. "He can't be doing well at the moment."

MJ shook her head sadly. "I've tried, a couple of times. But Harry won't talk to anyone. He took everything as hard as anyone except maybe Gwen."

"Still couldn't hurt to drop him a line," Felicia said. "I doubt he'll respond, but there's always a small chance."

MJ nodded in agreement. "That's true. Sucks that that's all we can do. Harry was always so optimistic about changing the world. Fucking Goblin..."

The trio searched the lab, and it became clear that this was the Green Goblin's base of operations. More importantly, it yielded the most damning information yet when Felicia stumbled upon audio recordings between Fisk and Osborn.

"...and you're sure this will work?"

"That's right, Fisk. That damn Ghost-Spider's been a thorn in all our sides, but I've gotten everyone on board. We can take her out. I guarantee it."

"And, once the Spider's out of the way, as per our agreement, you'll take out Daredevil?"

"That's right. None of the others I've hired are very fond of him, either."

"In that case, you'll have my support. But if this somehow links back to be, mark my words: I will take Oscorp down."

"Understood... 'Kingpin'."

"Be very careful when you call me that, Osborn. I'll be in touch soon."

This was it. The smoking gun. A golden opportunity. Damning evidence, left in a room even Wilson Fisk had no idea of. If they could somehow get the police to investigate Oscorp, all the Black Cats would have to do is leak the lab's location to them.

"That son of a bitch..." Felicia hissed.

"I hear you," Natasha "But this seems almost too convenient. Why would there be audio recordings of these conversations?"

"****?" MJ mused. "Norman became really paranoid after he became the Green Goblin."

"That makes sense," Natasha agreed. "Still, it's funny he'd leave them out in the open..."

"I'd guess that Norman was sure no one would find out about this place. He'd always had a big ego, thinking himself the smartest guy in the room."

"Or maybe it was one of those 'in the event of my ****' situations," Felicia added. "If Fisk had at any point targeted Osborn, he'd have tried to leak these."

"In any case, we should make copies of these recordings," said Natasha. "This evidence is too good to pass up."

The trio left the Oscorp headquarters with some excellent evidence, and a whole lot of valuables. This called for a celebration.