You browse the Sports Illustrated for some inspiration.

You sit down on the end of your bed, still an unkempt mess from last night, and start flipping through the ragged magazine, skimming past the adds and articles with little interest, in search of some inspiration…

There!

Jackpot! A full page spread of Kate Upton, clad in a golden bikini. She's somewhere exotic, standing on a sandy tropical beach, calves deep in the crystal clear water beneath a clear blue sky. Her lithe body is on full display, smiling at the camera with her big blue eyes.