Wake her

You snap Dua out of her trance. She looks around then drops to her hands and knees and licks the top of one of your shoes. She looks around in fear then moves over and licks a guitar stand. She then licks the top of a speaker before moving onto the boot of a roadie.

"Time for your show!" came a voice from near the stage. It was Dua's stage manager. He walked over and Dua started licking his backstage pass. "What's wrong with you?" he asked.

"Uh cun stup!" said Dua before heading to the stage.

The crowd cheered as Dua came out and the music started, but they were confused when instead of singing, Dua started running her tongue up and down the microphone stand.

You watch and notice how many people in the crowd are filming this. "She's going to have some explaining to do," you say to yourself.