Sport physical

The story starts early in the morning when my phone rings. I wake up and reach for my phone then notice the caller is my jock buddy Richard.

Fred: *yawn* Hello.

Dick's voice: Yo Fred!

Fred: Geez Dick! This early? Its not even technically a morning yet.

Dick's voice: Sorry dude, it's Saturday so I was thinking about going to the hospital or health centre to do a sport physical. You got anything plan on today?

Fred: Ugh… I don't really feel like motivated to do that, this early in the morning.

Dick's voice: C'mon man, don't do this to me! I know you didn't do it yet.

Fred: Yeah, sure dude.

Dick's voice: Great! See ya there.

A few minutes later and I fell back asleep... Mikayla one of my housemates wake me up. She is a med student and was regularly in-charge in waking me up when I fail to set my alarm on. Also I started sleeping naked since hitting puberty thanks to the influence of my cousin Eddie Barnes and his bestfriend Topher Barton.

Fred: *snore*

Mikayla: Fred, get your naked ass up and wake up already!

Fred: Ugh... *yawn* Mikayla? Good morning.

Mikayla: Morning sleepy head. Nice morning wood btw!

Fred: Oh shit! Sorry!

Getting red-faced while trying to cover my bonny meat stick with utter failure...

Mikayla: Don't be! I'm a med student remember? I even measure it while you were asleep, 5" when flaccid, 9" when erect with circumference of 7".

Fred: What?! I'm not even at the doctor's office yet and I'm already being examined! Speaking of examined I gotta go get ready my sport physical is today.

Mikayla: (I can't believe how sheepish he is. A handsome face with a fit body and a sizable penis, ladies and gay men would go all over him.)