Two Little Dump Lumps

“I wish…. I could get rid of all this fat in my ass and thighs!”

“Alright…. You’ve got it!!” Said the statue as magic hit him only for nothing to happen…

“What….. nothing happened!” Thought Link

Suddenly Paya’ sass began to grow about the same size as Links ass….

“Hey… I said get of my fat…. Not put more of it onto someone!!”

“Ohh…. Whoops….. I guess I didn’t hear you right….. come back later perhaps I don’t care!” Said The statue

“Hey wait….. dammit!!!” Thought Link as suddenly the wheelbarrow finally collapsed under Links weight…

Link then managed to get up after feeling wooden pieces touch his naked ass…

“Well…. At least I can walk now!” Thought Link as Paya began to wake up….

“Huh….. oh my god….. did you just give me a big asshole, What the hell happened while I was sleeping?!” Asked Paya as Link grabbed Paya and tired his best to get her on his back to carry her up to Hateno Lab….

“Well sorry about this Link…. But I have total faith, you’ll reach the top!!” Said Paya

“Ohh yeah…. No I’ll totally reach the top….. if your fat ass hasn’t already crushed half way up this damn walkway…..!” Thought Link as he continued to walk up as people stared and pointed….

“Oh great…. How the hell can things get any worse!!?” Thought Link

Well believe it or not…. It gets worse for them…

1.) Link makes it to the Hateno Lab as he meets Symin and Purah as they’ve been working on a way to storm Hyrule Castle….. and they need a test subject involving Guardian Shiekah Tech….

2.) Symin and Purah tell him about the events of the past in a vague way….