A plan to save the princess

Link made it up the hill with Paya as they reached Hateno Lab…

Link threw Paya off of him as he knocked on the door…

“Who is it?” Asked Symin as Link knew he couldn’t really answer…

“It’s Paya…..!!” She said as Symin walked out to see both of them….

“Geez… You’ve really let yourself go Paya….!” Said Symin as he tired to see Link…

“Link?”

Link waved hello to them as Symin smiled…

“It’s good to see you again my boy…… come on in!” He said as Link looked at him unamused

“Oh right…. Um hold on!!” Said Symin as he went back inside…

He opened a bigger door in the back as Symin lead Link to it….

Link looked around the lab and saw Purah still looking like a teenager…

“Purah….!!” Said Symin

“What…. Ohhhh Links Back….. I knew cheating **** would work out after all!!!” She said as Link looked a little confused….

“You seem confused my friend….. but we remember you from our days at Hyrule castle…… you were a Royal guard member keeping Zelda in check….. and we were some of the inventors of some innovations of Shiekah Tech that in no way when wrong!!” Said Symin

“What a specific line to say!” Thought Link

“We knew you’d come back form the shrine so, we made this to help with the side effects of the shrine of resurrection!!” Said Purah as she attached a shiekah tech collar around his neck….

“Oww what the hell was that for!!!!” Said Link as he closed his mouth to realize he could finally feel his himself talk….. just only with a sorta techno filter on it…

“Great, it works, how does it feel Link?” Asked Purah

“It feels so…. Nice to finally say something…. To someone!” Said Link smiling..

“So….. might I ask what’s wrong with your chest?” Asked Symin looking at the shiekah slate attached to his chest…

“I….. was hoping you could tell me!” Said Link as Symin looked at it and scanned it with his goggles

“Hmm…. It could be attached to you because of the damage it had inflicted to it…. But it also seems like a number of its functions have been damaged!”

“I know….. is there anyway to fix it?”

“Well it could use a few spare parts…… I’ve got some in the back….. but Purah and I have been working on a plan to take back Hyrule Castle, so we’d like you to do us a favor!”

“Hyrule Castle?” Asked Link

“It’s the place you protected when you were a royal guard!” Said Symin

“What happened, why was I in that shrine?”

“…… An evil known as Calamity Ganon has taken over the entirety of Hyrule Castle…. We had lost all 4 champions and the beasts they controlled, we have been working on a way to save the princess Zelda ever since!” Said Symin

“Zelda…..”

“But now that you’re back…… you can help us!!”

“But how…..?”

“Purah and I have worked on a special machine that could be able to help get rid of the Malice infection that Ganon produces and help get Zelda outta of Ganon….. the only problem is that we can’t get close enough to the castle without being completely destroyed by the Guardians under his influence unless….!”

“Unless…. What?”

“Unless you test out our newest invention….” Said Purah as she pulled out an ancient helm connected to a belt of Guardian Legs that were outfitted into arms…

1.) The Shiekah Slate manages to corrupt the invention as it mechanizes Links body and infects Links mind with the voices of machines and gives him the power of the runes back…..

2.) Link tires out the helm only for the shiekah chastity cage to corrupt the invention leaving Link as a **** to all humans with technology…