Ignore...or is she?

With the calm coolness that was her nature Mai effectively ignored me, walking by me without a second glance as she walked ahead of Ty Lee, leading her towards the bedroom and closing the door. It was only about six seconds that I went from stunned to pissed, it wasn't even my fault! One accident and I was thrown away as if I had committed some sort of heinous sin. Feeling a little bit lower than the words in the dirt I stalked off to the living room, turning on the television and going to my be all end all stress reliever, good old fashioned ****.

After an hour of watching disasters and explosions of all kinds I came to realize that I was still alone, Mai and Ty Lee had yet to join me...I hadn't even heard a peep from either of them since they left the shower. Sighing I was about to get up to go see what they were up to but a sudden voice made me stop, "Yoo hoo, John?" A bit confused I stood up and turned to look down the hall, peering into the darkness wondering about the voice...and when did it get so dark.

Blinking a few times I found that Ty Lee was standing there, dressed in some of Mai's clothes, the short skit number with the red top to be exact, with a bright grin on her face. Ty Lee easily hopped into the room, her steps light and bouncy as she entered the room. "Oh, hey Ty Lee," I said, my hand coming up to nervously scratch my neck...as well as try to distract me from the very alluring view of Ty Lee's legs, "how are you and Mai feeling?" Ty Lee giggled and bounced, proceeding to stand on one leg and bend forward with perfect balance, "Wonderful! Mai went to bed so that means Mai is the same old Mai. Besides that I got to meet you so my aura has never been pinker!"

I turned my head to the side with a sigh, not only to brush off her pink aura comment but to also tear my eyes away from her cleavage...it was almost like she was trying to tempt me. Then again she was quite the flirt so it made sense in the long run. "I take it a pink aura is good?" I asked, sitting back down on the couch. However this did nothing to dissuade Ty Lee, the acrobatic girl cartwheeling over to me, giving me a wide shot of her simple white underwear, before laying down on the couch...and me in the process, "Only the best!"

As Ty Lee giggled I couldn't help but notice her curves pressing against me, her legs laying across my lap, the way the low light accentuated her firm but sensuous physique...this was evil. "Say John," Ty Lee said with a slow tone, her voice becoming huskier as she peered at me from the corner of her eye, "How serious are you about Mai?" The question seemed out of left field and I turned to Ty Lee, my eyebrow quirked in confusion, "What? What do you me-" Without warning Ty Lee leaned forward, capturing my lips in a strong kiss that I couldn't break free from.

When she was done Ty Lee grinned, pulling away with a sultry smile, "I was wondering because I thought you were cute...wondering if you ever wanted to try it with an acrobat?" The offer was tempting...oh so very tempting...but I was better than this, breaking away from Ty Lee with glare, "I appreciate the compliment but I'm sorry." Removing Ty Lee from my body I stood up, walking away with a shake of my shoulders, "I am very serious about Mai, now if you'll excuse me. I have someone to talk to."

"Wait!" Ty Lee said, jumping up quickly and stopping me with a hand on my shoulder. Shrugging the hand off I growled, "What is it?" "You're good," Ty Lee suddenly said with a grin, her hands giving me a big thumbs up as she spoke, "I like you, you pass!" I blinked several times...did they really just pull something that cliche, "What?" Ty Lee giggled, "Oh Mai was mad at you for checking me out naked but I calmed her down. I wanted to see if you were trustworthy so I told her to wait in your room while I tried to 'seduce' you. You passed, good job!"

Had I not been so happy to hear Mai wasn't angry I would have strangled her, "So...Mai isn't mad anymore?" Ty Lee shook her head, "Nope! For a while now she's been REALLY ready to apologize for being mean but I REALLY wanted to give you a test you know? Cause Mai is my best friend and I only want her to have the best so I had to check you out so that-" "Okay!" I said, cutting off Ty Lee's rant before it could begin, "I think I got it...but thanks for helping me out...I better go see her now." Ty Lee nodded with a grin, her eyes giving me a quick wink as she spoke, "I think she wanted to give you a 'reward' for passing too."

Intrigued by what I had 'won" I was all set to go before Ty Lee stopped me again, her hand holding onto my shirt as she spoke once more, "And...you know...if Mai is willing to...share..." Ty Lee giggled, her face blushing a beat red as she gave me a more than suggestive wink. Like that I was let go Ty Lee heading to check out to TV as I went off to the bedroom, looking for Mai and sorting through everything I had learned...