Laughter of the damned

Leaning closely to the door I could hear the soft sound of giggling, the voices muffled and beyond my usual range of hearing. A bit curious at what was going on I slowly turned the handle, nudging the door open just a crack so I could hear what was going on inside the bathroom. Sure enough there was a loud round of giggling, a voice that could only come from Ty Lee speaking out, "Wow, those have really grown haven't they?" Another voice at this point spoke up, starting from a startled cough before calm, though slightly agitated words formed, "Th-That is rather embarrassing of you to say."

Ty Lee's giggle was back in full ****, her voice very clear despite the running water, "I bet John reallllly loves those huh? Huh?" It was my bet that Mai was blushing by this point, my idea only spurned on by Ty Lee's escalating giggles, "I knew it!" "Sh-Shut up," Mai growled, her voice as near to anger as I could ever remember hearing it, "These have been nothing but trouble thanks to you. I've had to wear two rolls of bandages before John showed me what a bra was." Ty Lee giggled again, her melodious tone ringing out, "Wow! So they really did grow as big as the scroll said!"

Suddenly there was dead silence, nothing but the sound of the running water, not even Ty Lee's laughter could be heard. "What. Was. That?" Mai grumbled, her tone speaking of no nonsense and of utter rage. Ty Lee's laughter was back but with an air of horrible nervousness, her words shaky as she spoke, "Huh? W-what are you talking about? Scroll? What Scroll? I don't know anything about a scroll that teaches you the pressure points to increase chest size! You're just crazy!" Once again there was dead silence, the water even seeming to be silent as Mai spoke, careful and angry words coming out, "You...PLANNED these things?"

Ty Lee gulped, an audible sound that seemed surprisingly loud considering how far away they must be, "Would you kill me if I said no?" "Yes," Mai's response was quick...and getting louder? "How about if I said yes?" Ty Lee spoke...were their voices getting closer? "Yes," Mai's voice was almost deadly, oh this was not going to be pretty. "Well...I think it's about time-RUN!" With those words spoken the door suddenly opened, my body being thrown against two others, both of them barreling out of the room as I fell underfoot...