Shit...which one? WHICH ONE?!

I bit my lip as I stared at the bathroom door. What...which one should I pick? Which one?! How as I supposed to...I didn't know which is which! I don't even know what she had aside from the intial clothes she showed me! Hmm...best remove my clothes now...Etna was lible to destroy them.

"Um...two! No, wait, three! ...no, I take it back, two!" I sputtered, making Etna laugh on the other side of the door. "Two it is, Johnny-boy," she called back. I waited...and waited...and...waited...it felt like an eternity, as one would expect from such a situation...

Finally the door opened and Etna leaned against the doorway, posing. "Meow," she cooed. Etna was wearing a headband with cat ears on it. Her tiny thong somehow had a tail attached to it...no top. She had painted wiskers on her face. Her eyes questioned me...asking me if I liked what I saw. I could just SEE it on her face. It was so obvious...

There was only one proper response to this. "Here, Kitty kitty..." I called, motioning her closer. Charging at me, Etna pounced kissing my face all over, purring. "Give your kitty some cream, baby..." Etna cooed, scratching under my chin.