What in the hell?!

There has always been a saying that I felt was true, one that I thought I would remember for the rest of my life. That one statement was "it's always the quiet ones" and today was no exception. The moment I entered the room I found that it had been rearranged into something that I barely recognized, my eyes shooting open in surprise as I looked over everything. From wall to wall there were candles, at least what I thought were candles until I went up to them and found out they were simply VERY well made lamps meant to mimic candles perfectly. These 'candles' were strewn across the room, their faint glow illuminating something that I had NEVER EVER HAD to begin with, a massive king sized, heart shaped bed.

"H-H-How..." I stuttered, looking over the bed complete with soft velvet blankets and matching pillows. Oh tech support was definitely getting a call in the morning over how the hell they kept pulling this shit off. However, what capped it off was Cammie, her body laid out sensuously over the covers with nothing but a grin on her lips. Her body was naked as the day she was...eh 'born' as she waved the two of us over. Granted, her hat was still in place but somehow she had gotten rid of everything else, even her fanny pack that indicated which Prinny she actually was.

"What are you looking at Master Etna and Master John?" Cammie spoke, finally solidifying that it was indeed Cammie who was on the bed, "I made it all special for us dood." Etna and I glanced at one another, worry in Etna's eyes as she gave a sigh, "I...guess we have to do this." With a groan Etna shed whatever clothing she had on before I did the same, both of us walking over to the bed as Cammie beamed with joy. In seconds Cammie had peeled back the blankets and invited the two of us in, each of us on either side of Cammie as she snuggled in between us.

"Mmmm!" Cammie purred happily, nuzzling into each of us in turn as she smiled, "much better!" For several moments Cammie made no other moves, simply lying between up with a pleased smile on her lips, the soft velvety blankets covering us much like the tension that hung in the air. Suddenly, as the tension finally snapped Etna rapidly sat up, glaring at Cammie and pointing a finger at her, "Alright! Seriously! What the FUCK do you want!?"

Cammie shrunk away from Etna for a moment before tilting her head to the side, sitting up along side of Etna with a confused look, "What do you mean Master Etna?" Etna's eye twitched as I sat up too, glancing between them as their conversation began, "I mean there's got to be more to this! You set up candles, you're naked, you even put a new FUCKING BED in here! How!? WHY?!" Cammie blinked for a moment before smiling again, "This is my prize dood, I just wanted to sleep between Master Etna and Master John, dood."

Etna was instantly taken aback, her eyes wide as her finger falter from it's accusing point, "Wh...what? That's all?" Cammie nodded and giggled, taking Etna's hand in her own and holding it softly, "Of course Master Etna." "Even after all the ****...beating...cruelty?" Etna asked which Cammie nodded, "Definitely dood, besides that got better since we all got here!" Etna's face erupted in a blush, her tail twisting in embarrassment as she looked away from Cammie, "A...alright. F-fine whate-"

Without a single warning Cammie suddenly closed in on Etna, sealing their lips in an intense kiss that threw Etna for a loop. Just as it had with me, it appeared that a good solid kiss was enough to throw Etna off balance, giving Cammie a time to break the kiss and huskily whisper, "But if Master Etna is soooo insistent...I'm more than happy to play." Etna suddenly gasped in pleasure, my eyes catching the outline of Cammie's hand slowly teasing along the inside of Etna's thigh creeping up and most likely teasing along Etna's sensitive clit.

I was about to speak but Cammie quickly silenced me, leaning over towards me and locked me into a hard kiss, her other free hand slithering along my leg to grasp my rapidly hardening member. A few moments of kissing later and Cammie broke the kiss, a lustful simmer in her eye as she spoke, "Don't worry dood...I'd never forget about you Master John."