Try to play along

"Well, don't you think you should...you know, trade up? Look for somewhere with a little more class?"

Jessica stands and puts her hands on her hips. "And what's wrong with the Ink and Paint Club?"

You search for an answer, and soon you have it. "It's...Maroon." You mutter, trying to sound as if you don't really want to admit it.

"Maroon?" Jessica looks puzzled for a moment, but then gasps with realization. "You're jealous?" You nod, and she sits down on your lap, draping her arms around you and planting a kiss on your cheek with her soft, pouting lips. "Oh, honey, Maroon's nice enough, but you know I'd never have anything to do with him, not like THAT! Not when I've got you." She kisses you full on the mouth, and slips her tongue inside. You push back against it while wrapping your arms around her midriff, and then she pulls you down onto the bed.