A Beautiful Interruption

Diane Syed was a little out of breath as she entered her apartment. Her roommate had been out all of last night partying, while she stayed in and studied. She was working on her Master's thesis during most of her free time, but she used her morning to get some shopping done. She felt refreshed in her new outfit: hip hugging jeans and a cozy, cashmere sweater over her blouse. Her straight, auburn hair was contained in a sensible bun, keeping her sharp, green eyes free to inspect the signs of her roommate's morning. She sighed at the aftermath of what must have been a giant breakfast. She'd ask him about his celebrations later. First, she wanted to put down the bags of other clothes she'd purchased, then she'd worry about the mess Harvey had made. Her sneakers squeaked on the wooden floors as she crossed the apartment, but as she passed Harvey's room, she distinctly heard a muffled conversation from within. "Guess he got lucky." She shrugged, planning to continue to her own room until she realized both voices were distinctly male. Maybe it was one of his friends who had spent the night. She finished her trip to her room, dropped off her clothes, and went back to Harvey's closed door. It opened easily enough, so he wasn't expecting any privacy. "Morning, Harvey!" She cheerfully greeted her roommate, not expecting to find him sitting on the floor, pantsless, and with a massive erection. "WHAT THE HELL?!" She shrieked and covered her eyes.

"Diane!" Harvey freaked. He had no time to cover himself, and the shock of being caught with his pants down froze him in place. "It isn't what it looks like." He weakly attempted to defend himself.

"It looks like you were jacking off." She bluntly responds. "Why the hell wouldn't you lock the door? You weren't even wearing headphones; I could hear you and your porn." She wanted to glare at him but didn't want to risk seeing his dick again. "How had he kept that a secret?" She wondered to herself as she flushed cheeks turned a deeper red at the thought of the python that he'd been smuggling all this time.

"It wasn't porn." Harvey insisted, technically telling the truth, though the erotic website was still up on the screen, waiting for another video to be picked. Before he could continue his defense, he felt his cock stir again. He looked to his lap in concern. His member swelled to full mast again as the alien slime reacted to the new, potential host. "Not now." He hissed at his crotch, but not quiet enough to be missed by Diane. Harvey watched as his cock strained skyward and pivoted in his lap, like a dowsing rod in search of pussy. The pull was uncomfortable enough to **** him to directly face his oblivious roommate. His hips bucked towards the beauty, and he tried to keep his cock in check with a steady grip, but his newfound sensitivity led to a small moan escaping his lips.

"What are you saying?" Diane asked in confusion as she dared take a peek at her roommate, seeing his reoriented position and his twitching cock aimed directly at her as he stroked it. "Are you serious!?" She yelled again. She never realized how perverted her roommate was, but this was ridiculous. "Gross!" Before she could retreat from his horny display, the symbiotic slime propelled itself from its home, towards the dumbstruck face of Diane. Despite a distance of over 12 feet, the living cumshot had the **** to cover that distance.