Gullible Dupe

"Mona, Heather has a better job offer," said Jack.

"Oh, better than working for me? That's a laugh."

"Well, she does," said Jack. "But I met your other employees. You can trust them completely and know they would never, ever do anything to sabotage you, harm your business, or let you down."

"Of course not," said Mona. "Why would they?"

Jack and Heather exchanged knowing smiles.

"You need to thank them," said Jack. "First give half of all of your money to charity and give the rest to Heather as severance. I mean all of your personal money and all of the money this firm has in the bank. Give the money to charity in the name of your employees."

Mona just nodded.

"Also, you are not showing enough cleavage, and that skirt is way too long and not tight enough. A professional woman should show as much cleavage as possible and only wear the shortest, tightest skirts she can squeeze into along with garters and fishnet hose and spiked heeled shoes."

"Sound advice indeed," said Mona as she undid a couple of more buttons.

"Take a pair of scissors and turn that skirt into a mini-skirt," said Heather.

"Great idea," said Jack.

"Yes, it is!" said Mona as she looked for a pair of scissors.