Make-up

"Your make-up is too dull," said James. "You need to wear hot pink or the brightest red lipstick you can find, a lot, and I mean a lot of blue eyeshadow, lots of mascara and eyeliner, and lots of blush. You cannot let any other girl in school wear more make-up than you. When it comes to make-up, the more, the sexier."

"Cool!" said Suzie.

"And all make-up is the same," said Paul, "so just buy the absolute cheapest make-up you can find."

"Oh," and one more thing," said James. "Never wear flats. Always were shoes that have at least three inch heels, preferably spiked heels, and when you walk, sway your hips and ass as much as possible. That will make you look so sexy, and even sophisticated, and people won't be able to tell just how stupid you are."

"You guys are so helpful," said Suzie.