Sabotage

"So here's the plan," said John. "We turn all of Mona's employees against her and have them do everything they can to bring the firm down and humiliate Mona."

"Love it!" said Heather. "The first person we'll see is Cassie. She the receptionist and has to bring Mona her coffee twice a day."

They walk into the office and see Cassie:

"Hey, Heather. Who's your friend? We're not supposed to bring boyfriends to work," said Cassie.

"Cassie, just listen for a second," said John. "You hate Mona and her stupid rules."

"You know, you're right," said Cassie.

"If anyone calls for Mona, tell them Mona can't come to the phone because she has set aside that time for masturbation then don't bother to give her any messages. Also, always spit in her coffee."

"Great ideas," said Cassie.

"And for proper posture, keep a stiff, long anal plug in your ass, and you have nice bangs, and I know you love to suck guys off and have them cum in your bangs. Is that right?"

"Yes, yes it is," said Cassie. The phone rang. "Caldwell CPAs. How may I direct your call....I'm sorry but Ms Caldwell has set aside this time for masturbation....Yes, I'm very serious. She is very sexually frustrated. May I take a message?" Cassie pretended to take a message then after she hung up, winked at Heather and John.

"Where to next?" asked John.