Some random woman

The blonde in a blue dress looks horrified.

"Shut up and stand still," said John. "So you don't like seeing people passionately make out in public?"

The woman shook her head.

"How about in a restroom?"

The woman's face scrunched up, and she shook her head again.

"I think restrooms are OK," said John. "Go into the men's room and make out with a urinal for a few minutes then spend the rest of the day there begging men to let you make out with their assholes. If they accept, and trust me, they will, give them a passionate rim job. This will make you very wet and horny, but you won't be able to get off until after closing time and you convince someone to fuck you in public. Now go."

The horrified woman walked towards the men's room, and Jack went back to making out with Heather and feeling her up right there at the table.