Nothing. Someone finds them!

Annabeth stands up and pushes Percy against the tree. “Hold me and fuck me.” She says. “I know you’re strong enough.”

“W-wait, did you hear that?”

Annabeth looks around but doesn’t spot anything. Before she can say anything, however, someone jumps into the bushes and knocks her down.

“Hiya-AHH!” The figure that jumped in suddenly exclaims and drops its bow. Percy’s heart leaps before he tackles it. It’s Thalia Grace.

Annabeth jumps on top of Thalia and presses her hand against her hand to mute any more intentional noises. Both Percy and Annabeth pin down their friend, half-naked and drenched in sweat.

“Mm!?! MMM?!? MMMM-MMM?!!!” Thalia’s eyes bounce between Annabeth Chase and Percy Jackson as she thrashes around, moaning in protest as they exchange looks.

“Thalia, quiet! Shut up, listen. SHUT UP AND LISTEN.” Percy says, his now flaccid cock swinging between his legs. “We’ll let you go. Just promise me you won’t bring any attention over here.”

Thalia frantically nods, looking at Annabeth. Annabeth looks at Percy. “Gods…This is embarrassing…”

As soon as the couple releases Thalia, she brings her hands to her face and hurries away. “You two were…doing IT here? Is this your first time?”

“No, our first time was last night in my cabin.” Percy blurts out. Annabeth punches him.

“Percy! Please! I don’t want Thalia to know,” Chase regards Grace and sighs. “You weren’t supposed to find us.”

Thalia gulps, seeing Percy’s cock for the first time. He hides and clears his throat. “I mean… I guess this proves Percy is related to Tyson. He’s got a cyclops cock between his legs.”

“THALIA!” Annabeth bursts.

Thalia grins and flutters her eyes awkwardly. “You guys are losing, by the way. My hunters are about to capture your flag. I was going to flank your defenders to see if I could distract your team, but it looks like you two were already preoccupied.”

“Are you just going to pretend this isn’t your first time seeing a penis?” Percy remarks.

“Hey!” Thalia barks. “This isn’t my first time seeing a penis. I’ve had sex a ton of times. A-and yours is like, the smallest I’ve seen.”

Annabeth pushes Thalia. “You can’t say Percy has a cyclops cock and then say he’s small.”

“Just did,” Thalia says, glancing at his penis.

“Besides, you and your hunters probably just scissor each other. You’re just jealous that you won’t ever feel a dick that big in you, lead alone a tiny one.” Annabeth’s face is still strawberry red as she defends her boyfriend.

Thalia rolls her shoulders, looking back at where the fighting is. “Yeah, yeah. Laugh it up. Thalia, the punk rock huntress, is a virgin. We’re not lesbians, by the way!” Thalia’s eyes have difficulty focusing on Percy’s “cyclops cock”. Her pale complexion is turning pink, too, almost as if everything that is happening is just now registering in her mind.

“Well,” Percy begins. “Since you’re here…Do you want to watch?”

“PERCY!” Both girls look at him and say in unison. There’s a brief argument between the two girls before Annabeth snaps at Thalia, repeating something about jealousy again; this time, however, Thalia nips back.

“Unlike you, Annabeth. I can retain my honor. I could watch you two fuck each other’s brains out and not even get turned on by it.”

“Oh yeah?” Annabeth crosses her arms.

“Totally,” Thalia crosses her arms too.

“I was just about to ride Percy,” Annabeth counters. “If you’re so confident, why don’t you prove it to us? Right. Now.”

Both Percy and Thalia wince. Surprised that Annabeth would have offered such a thing, to begin with. “S-sure. I don’t care.”

“Percy, weren’t we just discussing how we should finish each other? Do you like my idea? That’s how we do it, right? Just like last night?”