Demand both

(Originally by Ewong)

Mimi: Gimme back my stuff, June!

June: Well, seeing as I'm holding all the cards, so to speak, I don't think you're in a position to negotiate.

Mimi: June, please...

June: I'll make a deal with you. Since you didn't take my previous offer, I guess I have to sweeten the deal. If you choose to be naked or go without glasses for the weekend, I'll give you back all your underwear and pajamas and stuff.

Mimi: How the hell does that sweeten the deal? I'll either be blind or naked for the next two days!

(June): Who says you won't be both?...

June: Well, If you don't last the weekend, I can just as easily make sure you don't get your glasses back, and remain NAKED as long as I want!

Mimi sighed and said...