08/08/2020, Entry #4b: E.T. the Sextra-Terrestrial

"Guys, how about you put me in E.T.? This way I can find out the answers to questions like, does E.T. have a dick as well? Is it as shriveled as the dude himself? And can he extend it like his neck? How does that sound?" I suggested.

"That sounds just lovely, Walter!" Steve grinned.

And thus, I found myself joining the cast of a certain Steven Spielberg classic! The guys even threw together a photoshopped movie poster just for the occassion...

And then, the movie started. For a start, I decided to lay low and wait until there was a proper opportunity with the shriveled alien alone in order to turn E.T. into my new boyfriend and the PG-rated SciFi classic into a very different flick or at least a black comedy for that matter...